W C Fields

W C Fields loved his booze

   And was known to be a recluse

      He despised women, kids and mutts

         Of that there were no ifs, ands or buts

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 2 in Andrea Dietrich's "Seeking A New Crop Of Clerihews" Contest - Oct 2012

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 10/23/2012 6:29:00 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest Bob. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/22/2012 9:16:00 PM
Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 10/22/2012 10:21:00 AM
He was a contankerous old ... . :) Congrats on your 2nd place Robert. Bob, Bobby. Robert sounds so formal to me. :) What's a Bob to do.
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Date: 10/22/2012 9:44:00 AM
Very good Clerihew Bob!Congrats on your big win.
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Date: 10/22/2012 8:01:00 AM
good one! congrats on your win robert!
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Date: 10/22/2012 7:16:00 AM
Well done Mr Bob. Congrats on another fine win. BG
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Date: 10/22/2012 2:25:00 AM
Many congrats dear Robert for this wonderful win.
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Date: 10/21/2012 3:17:00 PM
very funny, as usual, bob! congrats on your win in the contest!
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Date: 10/21/2012 12:20:00 PM
BOB H., , congratulations with your awesome win in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest.. enjoyed all her winners and the people they wrote about... always~ :-) PD"
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Date: 10/21/2012 5:31:00 AM
Big kudos on your fabulous win with this great entry Robert!
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Date: 10/21/2012 3:06:00 AM
CONGRATS BOB ON A GREAT WIN FOR THIS WITTY WRITE LUV .. SUPER FUNNY
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Date: 10/20/2012 10:08:00 PM
Robert, I believe this is the best clerihew of yours I've yet seen!! thanks so much for contributing it in my contest and congrats on your BIG win.
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Date: 10/19/2012 8:37:00 PM
This Clerihew evoked some great responses...enjoying our Clerihew fun once again...here's to you, Robert...Hope all is well at your house...let the countdown begin!!!! gwendolen
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Date: 10/12/2012 6:12:00 PM
This one fits Fields to a Tee from everything I've ever heard. Well done... But I've enjoyed all I've ever read of yours. You're gifted.
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Date: 10/6/2012 4:48:00 AM
That Philadelphia native never had anything good to say about his birthplace. Good write Bob.
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Date: 10/4/2012 3:43:00 AM
i can picture him, as i read this, Robert.. you certainly brought him back to life....
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Date: 9/30/2012 6:52:00 PM
hahahah....WC was quite the guy!! I believe I married his offspring! (shhhhHHH!) haha Great 'hew, Robert!
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Date: 9/30/2012 7:28:00 AM
Hi Bob - Been gone a while. This is great. Cheers! Kathy
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Date: 9/28/2012 8:39:00 AM
"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know"~ W C Fields.......awesome write on him Robert. Hugs
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Date: 9/27/2012 5:24:00 PM
Enjoyed reading your contest entry..Reads like a winner..Great choice..Sara
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Date: 9/27/2012 4:10:00 AM
love this guy fields, bob.. he had a wry sense of humor like you and was a great comedian, perhaps next to chaplain during the 40's... enjoyed your fun sketch of him... a winning bet!..:) huggs
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Date: 9/26/2012 4:07:00 PM
Good bob - well done - // oxox love Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 9/26/2012 1:59:00 PM
And what were his bad point?... ;-> Terry (good poem)
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Date: 9/26/2012 1:41:00 PM
This is a fantastic entry for Andrea's contest! I really enjoyed the delightful nature of this incredible poem my friend! What a fabulous piece, Great Work!!
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Date: 9/26/2012 12:26:00 PM
Robert; This is a good write on W.C. Fields. He was pretty mean. Is he dead? I am not sure. Have a great day, Lucilla
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Date: 10/6/2012 4:50:00 AM
He died back in 1946. That was ten years before I was born.
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