W C Fields

W C Fields loved his booze

   And was known to be a recluse

      He despised women, kids and mutts

         Of that there were no ifs, ands or buts

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 2 in Andrea Dietrich's "Seeking A New Crop Of Clerihews" Contest - Oct 2012
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Brown Avatar
October 23, 2012 at 6:29 AM
Congratulations on your winning poem in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest Bob. Love, Carol
Cavanaugh Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 9:16 PM
Congratulations on your win.
Johnson Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 10:21 AM
He was a contankerous old ... . :) Congrats on your 2nd place Robert. Bob, Bobby. Robert sounds so formal to me. :) What's a Bob to do.
Poet Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 9:44 AM
Very good Clerihew Bob!Congrats on your big win.
Susan Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 8:01 AM
good one! congrats on your win robert!
Gorelick Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 7:16 AM
Well done Mr Bob. Congrats on another fine win. BG
Mannan Avatar
October 22, 2012 at 2:25 AM
Many congrats dear Robert for this wonderful win.
Bauer Avatar
October 21, 2012 at 3:17 PM
very funny, as usual, bob! congrats on your win in the contest!
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October 21, 2012 at 12:20 PM
BOB H., , congratulations with your awesome win in Andrea's "Fresh Crop of Clerihews" contest.. enjoyed all her winners and the people they wrote about... always~ :-) PD"
Marcum Wong Avatar
October 21, 2012 at 5:31 AM
Big kudos on your fabulous win with this great entry Robert!
Sweetheart Avatar
October 21, 2012 at 3:06 AM
CONGRATS BOB ON A GREAT WIN FOR THIS WITTY WRITE LUV .. SUPER FUNNY
Dietrich Avatar
October 20, 2012 at 10:08 PM
Robert, I believe this is the best clerihew of yours I've yet seen!! thanks so much for contributing it in my contest and congrats on your BIG win.
Song Avatar
October 19, 2012 at 8:37 PM
This Clerihew evoked some great responses...enjoying our Clerihew fun once again...here's to you, Robert...Hope all is well at your house...let the countdown begin!!!! gwendolen
Eastman Avatar
October 12, 2012 at 6:12 PM
This one fits Fields to a Tee from everything I've ever heard. Well done... But I've enjoyed all I've ever read of yours. You're gifted.
Pettit Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 4:48 AM
That Philadelphia native never had anything good to say about his birthplace. Good write Bob.
Horsman Avatar
October 4, 2012 at 3:43 AM
i can picture him, as i read this, Robert.. you certainly brought him back to life....
Song Avatar
September 30, 2012 at 6:52 PM
hahahah....WC was quite the guy!! I believe I married his offspring! (shhhhHHH!) haha Great 'hew, Robert!
Collins Avatar
September 30, 2012 at 7:28 AM
Hi Bob - Been gone a while. This is great. Cheers! Kathy
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September 28, 2012 at 8:39 AM
"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know"~ W C Fields.......awesome write on him Robert. Hugs
Kendrick Avatar
September 27, 2012 at 5:24 PM
Enjoyed reading your contest entry..Reads like a winner..Great choice..Sara
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September 27, 2012 at 4:10 AM
love this guy fields, bob.. he had a wry sense of humor like you and was a great comedian, perhaps next to chaplain during the 40's... enjoyed your fun sketch of him... a winning bet!..:) huggs
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September 26, 2012 at 4:07 PM
Good bob - well done - // oxox love Anne-Lise :)
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September 26, 2012 at 1:59 PM
And what were his bad point?... ;-> Terry (good poem)
Sivey Avatar
September 26, 2012 at 1:41 PM
This is a fantastic entry for Andrea's contest! I really enjoyed the delightful nature of this incredible poem my friend! What a fabulous piece, Great Work!!
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September 26, 2012 at 12:26 PM
Robert; This is a good write on W.C. Fields. He was pretty mean. Is he dead? I am not sure. Have a great day, Lucilla
Pettit Avatar
October 6, 2012 at 4:50 AM
He died back in 1946. That was ten years before I was born.
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