Trump Clerihew Poems | Examples
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Donald Trump
jumping hundreds of humps
chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced
wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced …
I saw something subtle, in Mr. De Niro
I get the gist Trump, is just not his hero.
He’s not a good fella, and not his godfather;
And was sure the election, would be a big slaughter.
Donald John Trump
Verdict made him jump
‘Guilty’ said the jury
This unleashed Trump’s fury
An adult pornstar Donald laid
Year’s later ‘hush money’ got paid
Stormy D must keep quiet
An affair – he’ll deny it
No wonder Trump’s wife looked dismayed
Trump’s running to be President
He’s corrupt – some use the term bent
I’d never trust this business man
Of Donald Trump I’m not a fan!
Donald J. Trump
does not live in some cheap dump.
He can afford to dish out a lot of hush money
to pay off his "stormy" p**n-star honey.
We don’t believe either Biden or Trump
On both of them we constantly dump
But Putin’s claims are treated with reverence
After all, the man provides zero evidence
no way voting Trump
he always been tramp
americans getting old
searching for pot of gold
A MAGA cap was among the selections
It brought back some dark recollections
Stormy Daniels cost DJT a few erections
~ Trump cost the GOP a few elections
Donald J. Trump
Also known as a whiny, petulant grump
Should be indicted for crimes he’s committed
It’s hardly likely he could be acquitted.
Donald J. Trump
I suppose he’ll soon be hitting the stump
Anything to seize the headlines,
And avoid paying some hefty fines.
Donald J. Trump
Now much too large in the rump
Not fit to be president of the U.S.A.
I believe a vast majority feel that way!
Written November 20, 2022
Former president, Donald Trump
Who is now pleasantly plump
Puts on a great boisterous show
Hope he doesn't have to eat crow
For Brian
Written: October 29, 2022
President Joseph Biden
Is Joe Biden really our President?
That most obtuse White House resident!
Who brought back 1982 sky high inflation!
And thinks he is the MD of this nation?
Only the most dense, buy all his excuses.
Surprised he does blame it on missing Muses!
I feel sorry, when his speeches show he is not well,
He cannot tell, our country is going to hell?
Behind his black mask he is well hidden.
Whilst following Squad rules, he is bidden
Thus, many cannot this year afford a tree?
How very pathetic in the land of the free!
Sad, he pressures the Ukraine to cede their land.
To Russia, violence is the trump card in those hands.
At Bob Dole’s funeral, as usual, he misspoke,.
Had to say” end of message”, this man, a joke!
12/12/2021
With a veiled threat
Donald Trump now challenges the electorate
A t-shirt with his smiling face reads, 'Miss Me Yet?'
Mr. Trump, you're a big risk-taker ~ 'Wanna bet?!'
Biden-lovers wish Trump would slink away
But his agenda's not finished, so he will stay
in the limelight, whether they like it or not
cheered on by his supporters, a hearty lot
Donald John Trump, on the block
the whole world is in shock
After the storming of Congress
we still see no progress
(approximately 68.5 million Americans,
have given their vote to D.J. Trump)
08.01.2021
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Our President Donald Trump
Has been given a bad bump
Pictures of defeat so grim
Media really hates him
So sad how he has been treated from the very start.
Folks we are going to have a vaccine soon. Wonderful..It was pushed through by our now President. Give him some credit.
U. S President Donald Trump
Often behaves like a chump
Let's see if this republican
win an election, doubly can