Funny Clerihew Poems

All the birthday boys,                     ...

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George Bernard Shaw,
A critic with a vein for comedy and language quite raw;
He wrote in a movable shack and liked photography now and then,
A ladies...

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Robin Williams,
one of Chicago’s native civilians. 
Became the best comedian in the late seventies,
poor man died from depression’s disease.

Known for his “hyper-comedy”,
Hook, Patch Adams and...

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Thomas Jeffrey Hanks

Mr. Thomas Jeffrey Hanks,
Passionately pursued his dreams at our expense,
If he is not to be found, bets assured to take it to the...

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Muhammad Ali
Taunting with poetry,
His opponents he'd zing
As he danced 'round the ring.

There once was a boy Cassius Clay
Who dreamt to be greatest some day
When then...

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Lady Godiva
Didn’t need a drivah
Buck naked on a mare
Those good chocolates stored where?

March 25, 2019

For contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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'Weird Al' Yankovic
'Eat It' - rock star parody wit
'Fat' 'Word Crimes' guardian
'White N' Nerdy' on the accordion.

3/24/19

For Celebrity or Famous Person Clerihew contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin




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Robin Williams the first
Of his lips humor would burst
He’d blare out Good morning Vietnam
Nanu Nanu a crazed madman I am



Sponsored on March 23, 2019, for...

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Benjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment...

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President William H. Taft
Was according to legend so big in the aft
That he got stuck in the splish-splosh,
But that's probably pish-posh.


(Note: Although President Taft did...

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Simpson dad Homer
Is quite the chrome-domer:
His belly is jello;
His skin, gleaming yellow.

Simpson mom Marge
Is beauty writ large:
She sports a bright blue,
Colossal hairdo.

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(For Clerihew Couples contest...

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Lucy And Ricky


That old TV show, 'I Love Lucy', was fun!
     With style, Lucy made us all laugh at each one...

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Miss Elizabeth Taylor
married everyone she met but Norman Mailer
Received many valentines day boxes
for she was sly as reddish foxes.

Princess Di met one nice guy
Having no...

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Danny Kaye
had a way
  with a word
  ~ so absurd!...

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> Mr. Peter Sellers > 

 The zaniest fellow
 But oh-so-mellow --
   As Inspector Clouseau
   He'd steal the show
...

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