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Funny Clerihew Poems

These Funny Clerihew poems are examples of Clerihew poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Clerihew Funny poems written by international poets.


Cyril Ramaphosa : clerihew
  Cyril Ramaphosa

his voice box  sometimes  goes hoars-a

swallowed a Cheshire Cat, great white smile

running miles keeping da Amerikanos on the dial 
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Categories: africa, funny, giggle, hilarious,



Donald Trump : clerihew
    Donald Trump

jumping hundreds of humps

chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced

wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced … ...

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Categories: america, funny, giggle, hilarious,

Elon Musk : clerihew
    Elon Musk

rid himself of tusks and husks

millions in bank 

thank dank  stank Hank 


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Categories: allusion, character, funny, giggle,

Premium Member James Herriot - All Creatures Great and Small
Famous pet doctor, James Alfred Wight
Who, at 50 years of age, began to professionally write
Taking "James Herriot" as his pen name
Bought from a goalkeeper at...

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Categories: animal, fun, writing,

Premium Member Borsht-Belt Comedians

    They don’t make ‘em like Henny Youngman no more
          Borsht-belt comedians, vaudevillians...

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Categories: fun, funny, nostalgia,



Newton’s Rotten Luck
Sir Isaac Newton, so great,
Had the apple been rotten and late,
No physics would have been discovered yet,
No derivations would have ever been set....

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Categories: anger, for teens, funny,

Premium Member Vincent Damon Furnier
Vincent Damon Furnier
his musical acts are funny
when asked why he is so strange
he could only say Alice is my first name
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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Having A Ball

The illustrious Lucille Ball
For Ricky, she would fall
Left the world a little better
For everyone who met her!

I Love Lucy, the hit tv show,
With Ricky as...

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Categories: celebrity, fun, funny, funny

Premium Member The Man From Delmonte
The man from Delmonte
Can answer differently. Can't he?
But as answers go,
All he says is "No"!

So I now beg the purpose of this task
To put forward...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Biden
President Joe Biden
Must have his horizon's widened
When he practiced falling up stairs    
I'm glad I wasn't there

There was a president from Delaware...

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member Al Jaffee
Al Jaffee
He is missed MADly.
A rascal at heart,
smiles to impart....

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Categories: crazy, fun, funny, humor,

Charlie Chaplin
CHARLIE CHAPLIN 

Charlie Chaplin, long gone 
But his memory lingers on. 
When he went to heaven, 
Left children - eleven...

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Categories: funny,

The Iron Lady
Well, I remember my Mom as the Iron lady forever
I fear no more her strictest rules
I am now back on stage with this clerihew
I was...

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Categories: appreciation, celebration, character, inspiration,

Premium Member And We'Ll Be Right Back With 'More Stuff'
With the 'Unknown Comic' he would dare us
  But Chuckie Barris never scared us

     JP 'Mor-gon' teased viewers with ruby...

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Categories: fun, funny, nonsense, nostalgia,

Premium Member Who Did It
Many children asked for funny stories before bed time.
  We did it.
More children love to hear praises than excuses.
  We did it.
More and...

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Categories: children,


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