Christmas Clerihew Poems
These Christmas Clerihew poems are examples of Clerihew poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Clerihew Christmas poems written by international poets.
Garfield and Jon
best friend, cat, food,
Garfield and Jon, ...
11th grade, christmas, halloween,
A God-honored teacher, Miss Ruth Vance
His gift to our town, His circumstance.
No replacing her bulging tote bag -
It was priceless, minus the Gucci tag."
dad, giving, homework, money,
christmas, poetry, word play,
A parcel postman named Claus
in 2020 had reason to pause
Covid19 pandemic ,we can relate
made poorly Santa ,for ten days isolate....
Wrong Year Great Leap Forward
birthday, boy, humor,
All the birthday boys, ...
Out Of Sync
Santa Claus, he scratched his beard
When he noticed something weird!
Christmas sales in summer? What a holiday hitch!
“Add a day!”, said Father Time, “To...
Dale Patrick Chihuly
His creations sell for mega sponduli
A sculptor whose work is really first class
I adore his flowers made from blown glass
Last week my son...
Not all hilarious
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge
The 'Fourth Stooge'
Three were hilarious
The fourth, nefarious...
Just as midnight chimes
Gives us pause
But just as midnight chimes
This jolly Saint comes
in the 'Nick' of time...
Rudolph's Clerihew Hue
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
helped Santa out one year.
To keep his nose lit steady,
he used an Everready!
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Contest Name: A Christmas Character Clerihew
christmas, funny, snow,
Snowman, who ‘s also as white as tissues
Wants to wear Santa Claus' pair of shoes
He sits right on top of two short poles
Down the snow...
Ole' Saint Nick
Too many cookies for "Ole' Saint Nick"
he got hung up on a brick
wedged in the flue
his red cheeks turned to blue...
Father Christmas and Max
Child caring Father Christmas,
Messed with drops from Max's ass,
Gave little Max a new pamper
Without losing his temper....
christmas, funny, silly,
On Cristmas Eve, comes Santa Clause,
stuffing tons of cookies in his jaws.
It's no wonder he's Jolly and fat;
I would be too, if I ate like...
Ralphie Parker Vis-a-Vis Scud Farkus
anti bullying, christmas, humorous,
It seems that even-tempered Ralphie Parker,
Had a side to him that was somewhat darker.
Ralphie lost his...