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Christmas Clerihew Poems

These Christmas Clerihew poems are examples of Clerihew poems about Christmas. These are the best examples of Clerihew Christmas poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Charles Dickens - Edited
Social critic and novelist Charles Dickens -
The plot of his every book so interestingly thickens!
Not only the creator of Scrooge was he;
He revived the Christmas...

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Categories: writing,

Premium Member Garfield and Jon
Garfield and Jon,                                             ...

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Categories: best friend, cat, food,

Miss Ruth
A God-honored teacher, Miss Ruth Vance
His gift to our town, His circumstance.
No replacing her bulging tote bag -
It was priceless, minus the Gucci tag."

and now...

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Categories: 11th grade, christmas, halloween,

Premium Member My Daddy
My Dad, a huge giver                    ...

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Categories: dad, giving, homework, money,

Premium Member Christmas Cancelled
A parcel  postman named Claus
in 2020 had reason to pause
Covid19 pandemic ,we can relate
made poorly Santa ,for ten days  isolate....

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Categories: christmas, poetry, word play,

Premium Member Wrong Year Great Leap Forward
All the birthday boys,                     ...

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Categories: birthday, boy, humor,

Premium Member Out of Sync
 Santa Claus, he scratched his beard
When he noticed something weird!
Christmas sales in summer? What a holiday hitch! 
“Add a day!”, said Father Time, “To...

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Categories: change,

Premium Member Dale Chihuly
Dale Patrick Chihuly
His creations sell for mega sponduli
A sculptor whose work is really first class
I adore his flowers made from blown glass

Last week my son...

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Categories: art, flower,

Premium Member Not All Hilarious
Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge
The 'Fourth Stooge'
   Three were hilarious
   The fourth, nefarious...

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Categories: character, christmas,

Premium Member Just As Midnight Chimes
Santa Claus
Gives us pause
  But just as midnight chimes
  This jolly Saint comes 
    in the 'Nick' of time...

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Categories: christmas, time,

Premium Member Rudolph's Clerihew Hue
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
helped Santa out one year.
To keep his nose lit steady,
he used an Everready!

Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest Name: A Christmas Character Clerihew ...

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Categories: humor,

Premium Member Snowman
Snowman, who ‘s also as white as tissues
Wants to wear Santa Claus' pair of shoes
He sits right on top of two short poles
Down the snow...

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Categories: christmas, funny, snow,

Premium Member Ole' Saint Nick

Too many cookies for "Ole' Saint Nick"
he got hung up on a brick
wedged in the flue
his red cheeks turned to blue...


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Categories: christmas, funny,

Father Christmas and Max
Child caring Father Christmas,
Messed with drops from Max's ass,
Gave little Max a new pamper
Without losing his temper....

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Categories: care, christmas,

Santa Clause
On Cristmas Eve, comes Santa Clause,
stuffing tons of cookies in his jaws.
It's no wonder he's Jolly and fat;
I would be too, if I ate like...

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Categories: christmas, funny, silly,