Christmas Clerihew Poems

Garfield and Jon,                                             ...

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A God-honored teacher, Miss Ruth Vance
His gift to our town, His circumstance.
No replacing her bulging tote bag -
It was priceless, minus the Gucci tag."

and now...

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My Dad, a huge giver                    ...

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A parcel  postman named Claus
in 2020 had reason to pause
Covid19 pandemic ,we can relate
made poorly Santa ,for ten days  isolate....

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All the birthday boys,                     ...

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 Santa Claus, he scratched his beard
When he noticed something weird!
Christmas sales in summer? What a holiday hitch! 
“Add a day!”, said Father Time, “To...

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Dale Patrick Chihuly
His creations sell for mega sponduli
A sculptor whose work is really first class
I adore his flowers made from blown glass

Last week my son...

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Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge
The 'Fourth Stooge'
   Three were hilarious
   The fourth, nefarious...

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Santa Claus
Gives us pause
  But just as midnight chimes
  This jolly Saint comes 
    in the 'Nick' of time...

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
helped Santa out one year.
To keep his nose lit steady,
he used an Everready!

14~12~2014
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest Name: A Christmas Character Clerihew 
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Snowman, who ‘s also as white as tissues
Wants to wear Santa Claus' pair of shoes
He sits right on top of two short poles
Down the snow...

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Too many cookies for "Ole' Saint Nick"
he got hung up on a brick
wedged in the flue
his red cheeks turned to blue...

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Child caring Father Christmas,
Messed with drops from Max's ass,
Gave little Max a new pamper
Without losing his temper....

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On Cristmas Eve, comes Santa Clause,
stuffing tons of cookies in his jaws.
It's no wonder he's Jolly and fat;
I would be too, if I ate like...

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It seems that even-tempered Ralphie Parker,

   Had a side to him that was somewhat darker.

      Ralphie lost his...

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