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Funny Chocolate Poems

These Funny Chocolate poems are examples of Chocolate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chocolate Funny poems written by international poets.


I want my best friend
I want his warmth and broad shoulders, 
I’ve cried on them so many times
but tonight I don’t reach out to him
asking to dry my eyes.

I...

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Categories: chocolate, best friend, cute, feelings,



Premium Member November
fall 
cool nights 
nice warm days 
hot chocolate 
warm baked apple pies 
colorful leaves 
cuddling up 
kisses 
fun ...

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Categories: chocolate, color, day, food,

Mercury and Sunshine
mercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset 
thought you are the ghost 
which 
come to frighten up the children 
how on earth do ghost...

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Categories: chocolate, absence, age, allah, allegory,

Premium Member Nuts
Quote By Poet "Nuts are not just for the squirrels. I love them too."

When one thinks of snacks what can you find,
nuts may not come...

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Categories: animal, chocolate, food, fun,

Premium Member Kisses
Lips ~ Chocolate...

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Categories: chocolate, humor, love, sweet,



Premium Member Gut Health Walks Into a Bar
#HEY, SAY...

GIMME A GLASS OF ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER, FOR STARTERS...WITH A BRIGHT LEMON WEDGE, TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE!

"IN FACT, MAKE THAT A DOUBLE!!"

NO, I...

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Categories: chocolate, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Break
Break

Daybreak
Summer break, 
Winter break... 
Fall.

Heartache
Mistake
Awake
Don't be fake...
Life is at stake.

Make a difference, 
and then, eat cake
for goodness sake....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 1st grade, angel, chocolate,

Premium Member The Island of Thrown Away Holiday Candy
Past the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.

They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chocolate, food, fun, funny,

Premium Member Eighty
Bacon and eggs each morning his treat
Chocolate and candy and all that's sweet
No helmet with pedal
No seat belt to meddle
Making eighty years old was no...

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Categories: chocolate, age, birthday,

Premium Member Far Away Friend
Far Away Friend

Dear friend, 
we have never met, 
we only know each other... 
from online. 
A few words passed, 
back and forth 
in print. 
Pictures...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chocolate, christian, faith, family,

Premium Member Laughter
Laughter

Contagious, spontaneous...
joy....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chocolate, best friend, blessing, celebration,

Premium Member Eating Chocolate In the Dark Taste Better Than Tree Bark-
I want chocolate in the dark,
 but when the sun goes down in, 

 the moon lights up Shreveport. Now I chew on tree bark;...

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Categories: chocolate, analogy, food, funny,

Premium Member Chocolate Bunnies, Eggs and Jelly Beans
As our family gathered for Easter…within a few minutes…in my brain…a memory was jarred…of our children and grandchildren searching for eggs the Easter Bunny had...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chocolate, easter,

Premium Member Ancestors
Ancestors

The poet's daughter 
and the painter's son
found true love 
in each other's arms. 
Together they were married.

Their children were many, 
their hearts were full. 
The...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blessing, chocolate, christian, endurance,

Premium Member A Guest
A Guest

Little tiny mouse, 
why are you in my house? 
Out the back door, 
there are fields aplenty. 
Down by the creek,
there is water, afresh....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, child, chocolate, forgiveness,