Funny Chocolate Poems
These Funny Chocolate poems are examples of Chocolate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chocolate Funny poems written by international poets.
MOON ON A SPOON(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann)
MOON ON A SPOON
If I could I would
fetch you the moon
on a spoon
Oh ? Really !
you ballyhoo...
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Categories:
chocolate, funny love, happy,
Holiday FunSanta sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...
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Categories:
candy, chocolate, christmas, december,
Chocolate Poetry Soup, Part VI love chocolate soup the best!
Served after a hefty meal.
There’s always room for dessert
When it comes to poetry.
So sickly sweet it...
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Categories:
chocolate, appreciation,
Valentine's Day Is Xmas For LoversWe all know that Christmas is commercialized
It is about business, profits and making money
So is Valentine's Day right now. Love is for sale
Hearts are on...
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Categories:
chocolate, christmas, dream, flower, heart,
Coco the Chocolate Bunny
Coco the chocolate bunny,
was so soft, furry and funny.
Loved to fill her little tummy
with green veg ever so yummy!
A little shy with big brown eyes,
loved...
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chocolate, animal, community,
Mercury and Sunshinemercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset
thought you are the ghost
which
come to frighten up the children
how on earth do ghost...
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Categories:
chocolate, absence, age, allah, allegory,
Gut Health Walks Into a Bar#HEY, SAY...
GIMME A GLASS OF ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER, FOR STARTERS...WITH A BRIGHT LEMON WEDGE, TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE!
"IN FACT, MAKE THAT A DOUBLE!!"
NO, I...
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Categories:
chocolate, funny, giggle, humor,
The Island of Thrown Away Holiday CandyPast the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.
They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...
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chocolate, food, fun, funny,
Far Away FriendFar Away Friend
Dear friend,
we have never met,
we only know each other...
from online.
A few words passed,
back and forth
in print.
Pictures...
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Categories:
chocolate, christian, faith, family,
Eating Chocolate In the Dark Taste Better Than Tree Bark-I want chocolate in the dark,
but when the sun goes down in,
the moon lights up Shreveport. Now I chew on tree bark;...
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chocolate, analogy, food, funny,
Chocolate Bunnies, Eggs and Jelly BeansAs our family gathered for Easter…within a few minutes…in my brain…a memory was jarred…of our children and grandchildren searching for eggs the Easter Bunny had...
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Categories:
chocolate, easter,
Love Is Not Love That Alterslove has drifted and shifted from old days,
from daisies, roses and chocolate trays,
we fall in love, not after meet and look,
love is often through twitter...
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Categories:
chocolate, emotions, flower, funny
Valentine's Day -- Have It Your WayHappy Valentine's Day
Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...
Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
And...
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chocolate, flower, funny love,
For All The Sweet Lovers
Flying Saucers, Flake, Bar Six
Country Style, Gobstoppers, Twix
Arrow Bars and Sherbert Dabs
Sweet Tobacco, Lucky Bags
Toffee Crisp and Dairy Crunch
Grand Seville and Milky Lunch
Beta Bars, Loot,...
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Categories:
chocolate, appreciation, candy, heart, love,
A Big Mistake
This year, everyone is taking turns in the loo
Since Aunt Judy used Ex-lax in the fruitcake
She didn't know she’d create so much poo
Nor cause us...
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Categories:
chocolate, christmas, food, funny,