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Funny Chocolate Poems

These Funny Chocolate poems are examples of Chocolate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chocolate Funny poems written by international poets.

Chocolate Poetry Soup, Part V

I love chocolate soup the best! 
Served after a hefty meal. 
There’s always room for dessert 
When it comes to poetry. 
So sickly sweet it...

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Categories: chocolate, appreciation,

Valentine's Day Is Xmas For Lovers

We all know that Christmas is commercialized
It is about business, profits and making money
So is Valentine's Day right now. Love is for sale
Hearts are on...

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Categories: chocolate, christmas, dream, flower, heart,

Coco the Chocolate Bunny


Coco the chocolate bunny,
was so soft, furry and funny.
Loved to fill her little tummy
with green veg ever so yummy!

A little shy with big brown eyes,
loved...

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Categories: chocolate, animal, community,

Mercury and Sunshine

mercury and sunshine
will see you walking around sunset 
thought you are the ghost 
which 
come to frighten up the children 
how on earth do ghost...

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Categories: chocolate, absence, age, allah, allegory,

Gut Health Walks Into a Bar

#HEY, SAY...

GIMME A GLASS OF ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER, FOR STARTERS...WITH A BRIGHT LEMON WEDGE, TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE!

"IN FACT, MAKE THAT A DOUBLE!!"

NO, I...

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Categories: chocolate, funny, giggle, humor,

The Island of Thrown Away Holiday Candy

Past the salad fields of green,
With ciders flowing in between,
An island sits though out a-ways,
Of candy from the holidays.

They’re thrown away and tossed aside,
Without a...

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Categories: chocolate, food, fun, funny,

Far Away Friend

Far Away Friend

Dear friend, 
we have never met, 
we only know each other... 
from online. 
A few words passed, 
back and forth 
in print. 
Pictures...

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Categories: chocolate, christian, faith, family,

Eating Chocolate In the Dark Taste Better Than Tree Bark-

I want chocolate in the dark,
 but when the sun goes down in, 

 the moon lights up Shreveport. Now I chew on tree bark;...

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Categories: chocolate, analogy, food, funny,

Chocolate Bunnies, Eggs and Jelly Beans

As our family gathered for Easter…within a few minutes…in my brain…a memory was jarred…of our children and grandchildren searching for eggs the Easter Bunny had...

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Categories: chocolate, easter,

Love Is Not Love That Alters

love has drifted and shifted from old days,
from daisies, roses and chocolate trays,
we fall in love, not after meet and look,
love is often through twitter...

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Categories: chocolate, emotions, flower, funny

Valentine's Day -- Have It Your Way

Happy Valentine's Day
  Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
  Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...

Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
  And...

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Categories: chocolate, flower, funny love,

For All the Sweet Lovers

Flying Saucers, Flake, Bar Six
Country Style, Gobstoppers, Twix.

Toffee Crisp and Dairy Crunch
Grand Seville and Milky Lunch.

Arrow Bars and Sherbert Dabs
Caramac and Lucky Bags.

Bluebird Toffee slabs...

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Categories: chocolate, appreciation, candy, heart, love,

A Big Mistake


This year, everyone is taking turns in the loo
Since Aunt Judy used Ex-lax in the fruitcake
She didn't know she’d create so much poo
Nor cause us...

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Categories: chocolate, christmas, food, funny,

Mini Bomb

Push your records over to the floor upsetting your ever so neat pristine world –
feckin’ mess! Know your actions before you do them, ha!
Catch me...

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Categories: chocolate, crazy, rude, satire,

Not Worth Explaining

I waited for love
Literally staying up
Moments after chasing bucks
I’ll FaceTime you a bunch of times
You gave me butterflies

at first I seen the worm in the...

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Categories: abuse, africa, caregiving, chocolate,