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Funny Chocolate Poems

These Funny Chocolate poems are examples of Chocolate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chocolate Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Children's Easter
boys in pressed suits, girls milk white gloves......holding
melting chocolate bunnies

...

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Categories: chocolate, 1st grade, 4th grade,



Premium Member Easter Basket Capers
Take my chocolate rabbit?!!, you little twits,
don't think I'll swipe some of yours?!!, expect it!
you siblings think you're stealth, well, big damn deal,
hands off my...

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Categories: chocolate, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member Valentine's Day -- Have it Your Way
Happy Valentine's Day
  Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
  Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...

Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
  And...

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Categories: chocolate, flower, funny love,

Premium Member For All The Sweet Lovers
Flying Saucers, Flake, Bar Six
Country Style, Gobstoppers, Twix.

Toffee Crisp and Dairy Crunch
Grand Seville and Milky Lunch.

Arrow Bars and Sherbert Dabs
Caramac and Lucky Bags.

Crunchie, Topic, Fudge,...

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Categories: chocolate, appreciation, candy, love, sweet,

Premium Member A Big Mistake

This year, everyone is taking turns in the loo
Since Aunt Judy used Ex-lax in the fruitcake
She didn't know she’d create so much poo
Nor cause us...

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Categories: chocolate, christmas, food, funny,



Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: chocolate, 12th grade, character, hope,

MINI BOMB
Push your records over to the floor upsetting your ever so neat pristine world –
feckin’ mess! Know your actions before you do them, ha!
Catch me...

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Categories: chocolate, crazy, rude, satire,

Not worth explaining
I waited for love
Literally staying up
Moments after chasing bucks
I’ll FaceTime you a bunch of times
You gave me butterflies

at first I seen the worm in the...

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Categories: abuse, africa, caregiving, chocolate,

An Ode to Puddles
Yay! Puddles!
Splish! Splash! Splish!
Wonderful Puddles!
You fill this rainy day with fun!
Thanks for always being there,
Right at the end of the driveway!

Although Mom might not like...

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© Annie Kate  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chocolate, fun,

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Love is super weird and cool
Orange citrus in my chocolate
Vacant boxes every year
Except if you're allergic...

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© Madi Cook  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: candy, chocolate, cool, crush,

Premium Member Wisdom For A Coin
Wisdom For A Coin

The essence of honesty in action, 
a kind word, a special moment. 
Many walk on by, 
and do not even try. 

The...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: abuse, addiction, chocolate, death

Premium Member The Sitter
The Sitter

They rushed me in. 
I had no time to prepare. 
Talk they said. 
Entertain. 
We will not be... long, 
it was a song.

Fear.
My first...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, childhood, chocolate, daughter,

Premium Member Stop Killing My Country
Stop Killing My Country

Accused of political banter, 
to speak the words, God Bless, 
and America in the same sentence. 
Bespeaking the fear, 
of being proud,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chocolate, allah, america, anti bullying,

Premium Member Back in the Box
Back in the Box

Empty packages, 
lots of paper, 
refolded for another year. 
Saved, again and again, 
generation after generation. 
Traditions, 
slowly getting too old, 
falling...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blessing, chocolate, christmas, cinderella,

Premium Member Sometimes I Think
Sometimes I Think

Alas, poor York,
I knew him well? 
No. 
That is foolish, 
and crazy. 
Dressed up for a party, 
at the edge of the world,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chocolate, abuse, angel, atheist, brother,