Funny Chocolate Poems | Examples
These Funny Chocolate poems are examples of Chocolate poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Chocolate Funny poems written by international poets.
Jack handed Julie a box of chocolates and launched into a plea for forgiveness.
“I’m SO sorry about that other woman ---”
“TWO women!”
“I’ve changed. I love you. I’ll never cheat again.”
“I forgive you, baby. Let’s have some wine with those chocolates.”
“Hmmm---this wine tastes funny.”
48 words
I want chocolate in the dark,
but when the sun goes down in,
the moon lights up Shreveport. Now I chew on tree bark;
The Taste is blah!! It hurts my teeth. Now I suck on Maple Leaves;
5/6/22
Written by James Edward Lee Sr..2022©
love has drifted and shifted from old days,
from daisies, roses and chocolate trays,
we fall in love, not after meet and look,
love is often through twitter or facebook!
her eyes were so dreamy on her webpage,
her lips so rosy they lit in me rage,
I fondled, kissed the pillow next to me,
dreamt with her I had a family tree!
I messaged her twice and got no reply,
good girls of that age I knew would be shy,
googled and Yahood, finally tracked her down,
knew exactly where she lived in my town!
that evening when we met, my love went cold,
her photo on her webpage was 30 years old!
Written 27/06/2021
Contemporary Sonnet poetry contest
Charlotte Puddifoot sponsored
10 syllables each line
14 lines aabb rhyme sequence with final rhyming couplet.
Happy Valentine's Day
Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...
Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
And I don't give a hoot what you say
That bouquet of 'fresh roses' on display
Is not worth two weeks of my pay....
Oh, alright. You win. I tossed all my principles away
And bought you those smelly roses anyway
So, chocolate and roses: Hey, let's go all the way
I'll meet you in bed ~ Masks off, Whuddyasay?
This year, everyone is taking turns in the loo
Since Aunt Judy used Ex-lax in the fruitcake
She didn't know she’d create so much poo
Nor cause us all to have an atrocious bellyache
Christmas Chastushka Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
December 17, 2020
Inspired by Real Life Brother Billy, My Halloween Candy Thief
Every year when it is sweet Halloween time,
my selfish big brother commits the same crime -
he quick gobbles his candy and then steals mine!
I can't tell cause my parents will say I whine
so, this Halloween my mean brother, Bobby,
will feel regret and correct his theft hobby.
Tonight, this sis is a sinister zombie
who will see Bro turn squatty, potty sorry!
I foil wrapped sweets he favs as delicious –
he will soon steal Exlax-styled Hershey kisses.
By the time naughty Bobby grows suspicious
his guts will have already turned most vicious!
Lady Godiva
Didn’t need a drivah
Buck naked on a mare
Those good chocolates stored where?
March 25, 2019
For contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin
rabbits rapidly running fast
chasing chocolate covered raisins grass
and how long do you think this will last
as my present becomes my past
only thing left are burping over weight bunnies
drinking marsh-mellowed hot minted chocolate
2/18/18
by James Edward Lee Sr.
There's something on my hand.
Get it off! Get it off!
It bit onto me and
I've hid it with my cuff.
Its face is buried deep.
Sucking blood! Sucking blood!
I've named it Fractious Freep
It looks like a Milk Dud.
Rich chocolate 'pon my thin lips.
On taste buds twang sits
Minute; lifetime on big hips.
Now clothes don't fit
To a diet must commit
Carrots celery dip
Peanut chocolate dip permit
My pants can now zip
Having bigger problem now than ever....Ha!!LOL
The Chocolate!
She is a deliciously smart gal,
For each and everyone's her pal.
Be it in the brownie or cake,
Or the icy cold milk shake.
She sure can change everyone's morale!
Princess needs flea meds
pill in chocolate spit out...
fleas all over house
Not really
Anyone got an idea how I can get this pill in her
I have tried the hotdog trick bit, I put chocolate syrup on it
She just spits it back out
Lonely and in silence I eat chocolate cake
When I arise my dessert walks behind in ripple shake
Sponsor: Black Eyed Susan
Contest: 1 rhyming couplet or 1 rhyming triplet
CHOCOLATE
doc hildebrandt said
“milk chocolate is healthful.”
i love chocolate
i love CRAVE milk chocolate
so i ate a ton of it
had chocolate dreams
t shirt said hershey pa
it’s all that i ate
then it came over the news
“mad doctor loses license”
Rich chocolate 'pon my thin lips.
On taste buds twang sits
Minute; lifetime on big hips.
Now clothes don't fit
To a diet must commit
Carrots celery dip
Peanut chocolate dip permit
My pants can now zip
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Contest: The 7/5 Trochee Poetry Contest
using choc lit as pronunciation
Celery pronounced cel ry