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Premium Member Macro Macarb'e terror sites '

Buchenwald Bergen Belsen Belzec Auswitz Birkenau..Advertized as kibutz
Camps 1940 s designs, live now as this
Ages macarb'e museums, attractions of
Evil madness i find.' Generating payments
That get siphoned to wars.' They are temples to manna, steeped in past agonys..Into current atrocitys i am almost
Sure.? I am not reflecting on Jews far and
Near for there will be many who are not guilty of ultra earthly zionisam, yet i realize there is more, i see a satanic circle
Of distinct groups nominally Christian Jewish Islamic Hindu Buddist Zen under
satan..In cahoots each sect stirrs its followers to cause some bad event, then its the turn of another.' This way they circumvent.? Discovery of their methods
The public perception is always skewed..az they melt in and out of the shadow world that enables their attacks
On you.' Or whoever they next intend to do.!

Premium Member rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppp

I have a best friend
We call each other cousin
Actually, I have ten best friends
But this one and I call each other cousin

We used to teach together
We were always in cahoots
the principal would ask “where is your cousin?”
The kids said we could not be cousins

I told them we are spiritual cousins
This satisfied them
Kids are easy
One day I was sliding into her truck

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP
The loudest longest gas stream came out
I turned and looked at her
She said “I love you, Cousin!”
We could not stop laughing
Even for teachers farting is funny

Premium Member Poe and Raven No One Knew

There is a Poe and raven no one knew
They were deeply in cahoots, these two
Telltale heart was unknown by Poe
But raven had a mind of glow

His ideas were stolen by his master
Poe’s mind was slick like alabaster
In the night he would urge raven awake
For his own sake, for his own sake

For raven was the brilliant poet in fact
Few know this, but I found an artifact
A diary of raven that holds the truth of this
Poe stole raven’s ideas, knowing they were bliss


Premium Member The Off Season Rime Couee

Feet fly down an intimate street
blindfolded you would know it’s beat,
the sound of solid roots. 
Suddenly stirring full of tears
you haven’t seen her face in years,
that city is in cahoots.

Still can’t visit the timing’s wrong,
you’ve been away for far too long.
When you’re homesick? You know. 
It’s sad that only tragedy 
calls people back so easily, 
family ties will show.

I tell myself book it today
don’t indulge another delay,
grab a seat in first class.
Stop dancing around a reason
you fly cheap in the off season,
don’t let this moment pass.

Land of the Long White Lie



Must pester Uncle Fester our national jester

Mr dome chrome time to buy another home?


Property cartels fed cahoots loots free to roam

Like we’re being led by the laughing gnome


Coalition behind demolition of OG ancestor

Don’t let it fester about every oversea investor


Cannot cotton on to what’s wrong.. polyester

Kiwis remember embers of being a protestor

 
They were told awhile before the war make sure

To stockpile fossil fuels.. because more is more

They wouldn’t listen Oil companies shares glisten


Billionaire backed..society cracked or is it fracked

Fast tracked as guess who gets whacked the Poor!


Luxon adoring every glutton pushes that button

Haughty and naughty lies flies in roaring forties

Ignoring us imploring see the nexus of the exodus

As its lambs to the slaughter on the isles of mutton

Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no4


Cohorts of suits distort

Court the last resort

Damnation of immigration

Onslaught in cahoots cavort


Pander to propaganda slander

Escort darker fraught faces

From other races caught

To starker places.. shunted

Hunted like a sort of sport 


History debunked

“Before” skunked & kerplunked

Lore of Yore junked


Fossil fuel full sumps

Well More is More

Trees flump become clumps 

Of gnarly snarly stumps


Petrol pumps pour

Sheriffs thumps any grumps

Tariffs Gazumps…prices soar

Ready for the final encore?


Southee serenade


Foppish fringe flutters..pianist tendrils tinkling..

Flitter finessing leathery fruits..

Caressing..stitched dreams tickled & tailored..

Swing..swerve in clandestine cahoots…

Curve…voluptuous velvety verve..

Wobble seam serendipity tempts..teases..

Sliding across creases..angle architect gliding..

Heaven sent tyro riding blazing trails..

Hellbent brio…Waggers & Trent..Timmy trio..

Touted trinity…selector trifecta..febrile fan affinity.. 

Tim’s timber hoicks topple Toblerones..

Schadenfreude stats sips.. Oiks suggest Timmy..

Ersatz Test imitator of Jimmy…

Naysayers…tut tutters spew from trolling gutters…

As Yoda may say…"Devil may care..unfair..flair in the air..this bowling pair share..'

Muffled murmurs of the goat..Hadlee float…gracing grassy notes..

Timmy..go on gimme one final shimmy…

Dare to dream…it will end.. as it did begin..

With that boyish grin..just beam..old friend

On Target

He had to be mad
to invade Ukraine
his troops followed orders
they must all be insane
to cross the borders
an unwarranted attack
by a megalomaniac
bombarding innocents
who couldn't fight back
one leader was a comedian
the other is a clown
the former gave us smiles
the latter makes us frown
what do the Russians hope
to achieve or accomplish
by destroying all they covet
leave us alone Ukraine's only wish
and it would be right in the pocket
if Zelenskyy signed a docket
for a galoot in cahoots
who's a-rootin' tootin'
to shoot a stealth rocket
between the ears of the idiot Putin

Turn Left at the lights

Obtuse abuse..rude platitudes shout..

About alternative attitudes..generations..

Scream at different altitudes & latitudes..

Venerate mandarins sins.. 

Generate pernicious vicissitudes

Vicious avaricious machinations..

Celebrate nations chagrin…

Pander to propaganda spin..

AI garlanded reputations..

Cohorts in suits cavort in cahoots..

Kiss or diss..the abyss

Hiss of mis-information bliss..

Arrests..capitalist corporate conquests...detests protest..

Well got egregious prior & previous..

SO

Whatever your hue or world view..

We know what's wrong..doesn't belong

Deliriously daring to dream of derring do..

The meme..prime time you probably knew..

The Force..of course..

Is also seriously strong in you..

Premium Member Sneak Preview of the 'Big Debate'

    My opponent will destroy democracy
      But my opponent will normalize hypocrisy  
    
    My opponent pays hush money to whores
      Well, my opponent snoozes in meetings and snores

    My opponent’s in cahoots with radical progressives
       But my opponent’s tax cuts are regressive  

    My opponent is in bed with Putin
       Well, my opponent for Iran is rootin’

    My opponent’s spending will stoke inflation
      But my opponent’s plans will increase starvation

    Enough!  Stop!  Cut!  Halt!
       It’s not all the other guy’s fault

    All this negativity makes one thing clear
       I’m voting for the first candidate I can cheer

Premium Member To the Town that Captured My Heart

I came to reside in a charming town, 
Where golden shores and azure horizons abound. 

A tropical heaven of palms that sway, 
Gracing the beaches in a fascinating way. 

A surfer’s dream, a meditator’s bliss 
Sights to enchant and many moments to relish. 

Active and keen with walkers and joggers 
And some showing off their lively canine partners. 

Diverse cultures socialize and flourish, 
Many bookstores for curious minds to cherish. 

Art galleries and markets for farmers,
Wide opportunities for artists and bakers.

Vibrant people with laid-back attitudes,
Where foliage and heritage are in cahoots

Its ambiance and vibes nourish my soul,
For the time being, I'm enjoying it as home.

Premium Member cats of Central Avenue

Sixty-seven cats marched on Central Avenue Today
In the rain, for it is April, so hey, hey, hey
They had a mission, wanting kibbles and bits.
Some of them were demanding in spurts and spits.

There was hissing and stomping in yellow boots.
These cats were an army, in strong cahoots.
We New Yorkers were intimidated wildly today.
Cats of Central Avenue are serious and here to stay.

No Anchor For Rancour

NO ANCHOR FOR RANCOUR

It’s loose, upset, resentful and bitter
And seeking solace, it’s not a quitter
Nowhere to stop and put down roots
And with burning rage it’s in cahoots
Maybe this grievance will never end
And into madness may just descend
It was a flame, now a burning ember
Such an insult one has to remember
Revenge will be the solemn pledge
As it smiles and sharpens the edge

Premium Member Eleemosynary Ubiquity

sawed-off on the
crimson emerald from a cloudy sky

squeal
and, at times, the reason
low-slung why

sparkles of a pearly salver
modicum of encrusted damask mist

befuddles me
albeit

moon, amber, and opalescence
spawn a charming sight

the perspective
strikes each crevice of the flesh.
and psyche advise

shrouded in a cinereous cloud
hapless and helpless, a glum-blue wolf
growls out a bluesy bemoan.

creating a lacuna
of gallivant love touchstone

leaden wails of anguish
rhythmic echoed refrain
plainchants of auric yearning

reminiscent of challah
aiming for eleemosynary seeds
cahoots to germinate and thrive

2nd place contest winner 

Written: March 20, 2023

A Strand No 1201 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Brian Strand

Another Piper

Not pied but a piper of a different sort,
	Partakers tend to frequent cuff and court.
	He seldom leads prefers to follow,
	Decorates flesh while insides hollow.
	
	And slowly lets his ways go shady,
	And lowers bar on choice of lady.
	Will blame the Mayor and Council Board,
	As if actions be not of his own accord.
	
	Why all’d be in his favor if only not
	For that darned raw deal that he got!
	Plus ‘cause of him and also her
	For was them that made it all occur.
	
	“The unfairness! Those in cahoots!”
	Falling on deaf ears; points are moot.
	Child throws tantrums, teens rebel,
	Twenties, thirties, gone to Hell.
	
	Not of Hamelin or setting exotic,
	Just the state of confusion, the city    
       psychotic.

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