Burt Poems - Poems about Burt

...My brother and I shared a bedroom With cowboys on every wall. Though we’re three years apart Our connection did start While our baby bro slept down the hall. My memories don’t have much info ......Read the rest...

...I'd chosen you as my flunky - Your hair - Neanderthal red, You'd hurry towards my shrill calling, De-cloth me and roll me to bed. 'Textured', you woo-ed, 'mild and creamy', Said I'd never last......Read the rest...

...'Dinner won't be long, Dear.' Burt puffed up his pillows and squeezed one out. 'Better wash your hands, now'. The armchair smothered his glee. Wallaby faggots, Brown rice juices, L......Read the rest...

...Raisin gave the globe a tap to make it slowly spin “Rum,” she said, “it’s quite a big wide world we’re living in.” Rum looked up from lapping milk and wiped some from his face, “Use your nose to s......Read the rest...

..."On the day that you were born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true " lyrics by Burt Bacharach for Carpenters' "Close to You" Angelic was my love – a vision......Read the rest...

...where is that little bear, Burt? Everyone asked. finding him was deemed to be a cousins’ task we knew he was in the sunflower field probably taking a nap that’s when some of us got in trouble for ......Read the rest...

..."Love begets love; just ask close-knitwit terrorist cells." -- for lovers of love Logic 101 * * * Our loving world of love sweet love no longer loving needs, since each close Ku......Read the rest...

...Saturday Bang By Craig J. Burt/Jimmy Boom Semtex All those freakish skinheads take a hike Hey Hey Hey Rock and roll and crash this pub All the men grab your ladies Cheers!!! Fill up ou......Read the rest...

...At the closest point, Russia and the U.S. Are less than two miles apart If an altercation breaks out between them Using bikes instead of tanks would be smart Baby robins eat 14 feet of ......Read the rest...

...Sarah Huckabee, Russell Vought, Burt Jones, Jody Hice, David Shafer, Brandon Beach, Angela McCallum, Bernie Keric, Josh Hawley, Andrew Clyde and Ted Cruz.......Read the rest...

...Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud Settling over the town like a great shroud And this gigantic mushroom Created a baby boom Because all of the men were very proud... Tom ......Read the rest...

...Time’s never obliged ~ Heedless, impetuous fame Exacerbates traits… But factitious facades fade UV-rays on gelcoats, craze… Retouch, unfinished ~ Tide oblivious, streams on Rising and ebbing......Read the rest...

...BY CRAIG J. BURT & JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX 5/22/20 90 degrees today Crazy mood & happy Ready to test out my brand new Audi Down this bumpy road The best time's right now German made quality car ......Read the rest...

...You don’t remember what I told you. The last time I laid eyes on you. You don’t remember ........ I told you that I love you, You only remember the blues. Chorus: You only remember the bad t......Read the rest...

...By Craig J. Burt/Jimmy Boom Semtex I'm drunk tonight I'm swelling deep down inside I'm ready to take on The next big bang Oh yes it makes me wanna sang... There we go some more drink And fin......Read the rest...