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Portrait of an All-American Fe-Male
... When Joe was young he had tonsilitis In grade school he developed bronchitis Later, elbow bursitis And Colitis, Neuritis Now that Joe’s old ~ he ......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bursitis,
conflict, gender, humor, pain,
Form:
Limerick
Unwelcome Guest
... Unwelcome Guests (Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis, Gout) Miracle Man 10-11-2023 The “rItis” boys came to visit, and their welcome overstayed. My futile efforts to evict them, they......
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Tom Wright
Categories:
bursitis,
grief, hurt, pain,
Form:
Quatrain
Mediclueless, a Hypochondriac's Lament
...I feel I have appendicitis, Or a bad case of bursitis, And I think I need another tonsillectomy. I'm sure I got a staph infection From a tetanus injection While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......
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Jim Slaughter
Categories:
bursitis,
health, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
The Itis Brothers
... The “Itis” Brothers (Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis) Written: by Miracle Man 10/30/2021 The “Itis” brothers, have a quite familiar name, Arthr, Burs, and Tendon have garnered world......
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Tom Wright
Categories:
bursitis,
angst, humor, pain,
Form:
Couplet
Granny Ganja
...Grandma’s aches affected her sleep; She often made the help weep. But at least she was regal - Until pot was made legal. She ditched Big Pharma And moved to California Now she takes pot For ......
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Sharon Keely
Categories:
bursitis,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
When Afflictions Feel Like Inflictions
...I once was fast and so athletic. Bad afflictions? I had none. Measles, mumps (the normal things). Youth was so much fun. Then came my childbearing early 20’s. Had a girl and then a boy. Afflicti......
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Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
bursitis,
body,
Form:
Couplet
Maladies
...I don't even think about my Arthritis, Since it was eclipsed by the pain of Bursitis; And even that barely rates a mention, Since my neuralgia over rides it's retention. My fallen arches I bare......
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Judy Ball
Categories:
bursitis,
old, pain,
Form:
Quatrain
Wear and Tear
...I've got aches and pains and chills and blains, Arthritis, Bursitis and more. If it weren't for this darn Sciatica, I'm sure it would hurt even more. I have dizzy spells, sometimes I hear bells......
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Judy Ball
Categories:
bursitis,
age, funny, health,
Form:
Limerick
Why We Do Not Clean
...Why don’t we hastily clean that last room, I hear my traitor side say. You moron, I’ve already cleaned two inches of kitchen. I need to play. Now, says the intense voice, unfriendly, and decisively......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
bursitis,
how i feel, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
Grumpy Ana's Christmas Dream
...‘Twas Christmas Eve, and grumpy Ana had a crazy dream. She dreamed she was a tot on Christmas! She and her sis had been bad, so presents from their dad were not a lot! ......
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Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
bursitis,
christmas,
Form:
Rhyme
The Gym
...I looked into the mirror and this is what I saw Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape Put me in a purple shirt And I'd look just like a grape The time had come to buckle down It was tim......
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Roger Turner
Categories:
bursitis,
giggle, humor, humorous, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Collecting For Mei Is Woe
...The first time I met Mei Is Woe, I felt so badly, I begged our co-workers to give up a sick day in the sick day fund, not realizing they had done that so many times, it would not be an easy collectio......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
bursitis,
caregiving, hilarious, humanity, humor,
Form:
Monorhyme
Ms Black the Hypochondriac
...I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningi......
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Line Gauthier
Categories:
bursitis,
abuse, imagination, psychological, sick,
Form:
Monorhyme
Wear and Tear
...I've got aches and pains and chills and blaines, Arthritis, bursitis and more. If it weren't for this darn sciatica, I'm sure it would hurt even more.......
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Judy Ball
Categories:
bursitis,
life,
Form:
Rhyme
C U B I T a L S
...Whose concerns are elbow germs? The bugs we cannot see? We wash our face and scour both hands But hinge joint ligaments Receive no such sentiment Soaps' a stranger to our winged tips Located so......
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Dave Gregg
Categories:
bursitis,
funny, giggle,
Form:
Epic
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