Bursitis Poems - Poems about Bursitis

... Unwelcome Guests (Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis, Gout) Miracle Man 10-11-2023 The “rItis” boys came to visit, and their welcome overstayed. My futile efforts to evict them, they......Read the rest...

...I feel I have appendicitis, Or a bad case of bursitis, And I think I need another tonsillectomy. I'm sure I got a staph infection From a tetanus injection While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......Read the rest...

... The “Itis” Brothers (Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis) Written: by Miracle Man 10/30/2021 The “Itis” brothers, have a quite familiar name, Arthr, Burs, and Tendon have garnered world......Read the rest...

...Grandma’s aches affected her sleep; She often made the help weep. But at least she was regal - Until pot was made legal. She ditched Big Pharma And moved to California Now she takes pot For ......Read the rest...

...I once was fast and so athletic. Bad afflictions? I had none. Measles, mumps (the normal things). Youth was so much fun. Then came my childbearing early 20’s. Had a girl and then a boy. Afflicti......Read the rest...

...I don't even think about my Arthritis, Since it was eclipsed by the pain of Bursitis; And even that barely rates a mention, Since my neuralgia over rides it's retention. My fallen arches I bare......Read the rest...

...I've got aches and pains and chills and blains, Arthritis, Bursitis and more. If it weren't for this darn Sciatica, I'm sure it would hurt even more. I have dizzy spells, sometimes I hear bells......Read the rest...

...Why don’t we hastily clean that last room, I hear my traitor side say. You moron, I’ve already cleaned two inches of kitchen. I need to play. Now, says the intense voice, unfriendly, and decisively......Read the rest...

...‘Twas Christmas Eve, and grumpy Ana had a crazy dream. She dreamed she was a tot on Christmas! She and her sis had been bad, so presents from their dad were not a lot! ......Read the rest...

...I looked into the mirror and this is what I saw Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape Put me in a purple shirt And I'd look just like a grape The time had come to buckle down It was tim......Read the rest...

...The first time I met Mei Is Woe, I felt so badly, I begged our co-workers to give up a sick day in the sick day fund, not realizing they had done that so many times, it would not be an easy collectio......Read the rest...

...I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningi......Read the rest...

...I've got aches and pains and chills and blaines, Arthritis, bursitis and more. If it weren't for this darn sciatica, I'm sure it would hurt even more.......Read the rest...

...Whose concerns are elbow germs? The bugs we cannot see? We wash our face and scour both hands But hinge joint ligaments Receive no such sentiment Soaps' a stranger to our winged tips Located so......Read the rest...

...Topics of conversation seem to change as we approach maturity. As kids we talked of love - now it's lumbago and social security! It once was enlightening to simply discuss the weather, But now it'......Read the rest...