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Bursitis Poems - Poems about Bursitis

Premium Member Portrait of an All-American Fe-Male
... When Joe was young he had tonsilitis In grade school he developed bronchitis Later, elbow bursitis And Colitis, Neuritis Now that Joe’s old ~ he ......

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Categories: bursitis, conflict, gender, humor, pain,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Unwelcome Guest
... Unwelcome Guests (Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis, Gout) Miracle Man 10-11-2023 The “rItis” boys came to visit, and their welcome overstayed. My futile efforts to evict them, they......

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Categories: bursitis, grief, hurt, pain,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member Mediclueless, a Hypochondriac's Lament
...I feel I have appendicitis, Or a bad case of bursitis, And I think I need another tonsillectomy. I'm sure I got a staph infection From a tetanus injection While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......

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Categories: bursitis, health, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Itis Brothers
... The “Itis” Brothers (Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis) Written: by Miracle Man 10/30/2021 The “Itis” brothers, have a quite familiar name, Arthr, Burs, and Tendon have garnered world......

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Categories: bursitis, angst, humor, pain,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Granny Ganja
...Grandma’s aches affected her sleep; She often made the help weep. But at least she was regal - Until pot was made legal. She ditched Big Pharma And moved to California Now she takes pot For ......

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Categories: bursitis, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member When Afflictions Feel Like Inflictions
...I once was fast and so athletic. Bad afflictions? I had none. Measles, mumps (the normal things). Youth was so much fun. Then came my childbearing early 20’s. Had a girl and then a boy. Afflicti......

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Categories: bursitis, body,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Maladies
...I don't even think about my Arthritis, Since it was eclipsed by the pain of Bursitis; And even that barely rates a mention, Since my neuralgia over rides it's retention. My fallen arches I bare......

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Categories: bursitis, old, pain,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Wear and Tear
...I've got aches and pains and chills and blains, Arthritis, Bursitis and more. If it weren't for this darn Sciatica, I'm sure it would hurt even more. I have dizzy spells, sometimes I hear bells......

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Categories: bursitis, age, funny, health,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Why We Do Not Clean
...Why don’t we hastily clean that last room, I hear my traitor side say. You moron, I’ve already cleaned two inches of kitchen. I need to play. Now, says the intense voice, unfriendly, and decisively......

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Categories: bursitis, how i feel, irony,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Grumpy Ana's Christmas Dream
...‘Twas Christmas Eve, and grumpy Ana had a crazy dream. She dreamed she was a tot on Christmas! She and her sis had been bad, so presents from their dad were not a lot! ......

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Categories: bursitis, christmas,
Form: Rhyme
The Gym
...I looked into the mirror and this is what I saw Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape Put me in a purple shirt And I'd look just like a grape The time had come to buckle down It was tim......

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Categories: bursitis, giggle, humor, humorous, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Collecting For Mei Is Woe
...The first time I met Mei Is Woe, I felt so badly, I begged our co-workers to give up a sick day in the sick day fund, not realizing they had done that so many times, it would not be an easy collectio......

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Categories: bursitis, caregiving, hilarious, humanity, humor,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Ms Black the Hypochondriac
...I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningi......

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Categories: bursitis, abuse, imagination, psychological, sick,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Wear and Tear
...I've got aches and pains and chills and blaines, Arthritis, bursitis and more. If it weren't for this darn sciatica, I'm sure it would hurt even more.......

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Categories: bursitis, life,
Form: Rhyme
C U B I T a L S
...Whose concerns are elbow germs? The bugs we cannot see? We wash our face and scour both hands But hinge joint ligaments Receive no such sentiment Soaps' a stranger to our winged tips Located so......

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Categories: bursitis, funny, giggle,
Form: Epic

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