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Granny Ganja

Grandma’s aches affected her sleep;
She often made the help weep.
But at least she was regal -
Until pot was made legal.

She ditched Big Pharma
And moved to California
Now she takes pot
For every ailment she’s got

Indica for sciatica
CBD oil for inner turmoil
On sativa she’s a diva;
says it helps her creativity – 
now she’s writing poetry

Free of arthritis and bursitis
Her new mood delights us
Always totally mellow 
No longer acid to any fellow

She’ll take a toke
From any bloke
And always wants to munch -
All day long it’s brunch

Her perm’s turned to dreads
Only weed in her flowerbeds
Gone are her pearls and wool suits
- Pasta Prego is in cahoots

When she walks through their door
The waiters give a roar
"Mangia mangia Granny Ganja!"
Still – she’s much nicer than before

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 9/9/2020 3:12:00 PM
haha! this was such a fun read :)
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Sharon Keely
Date: 9/10/2020 8:08:00 AM
Thanks Susan!
Date: 9/9/2020 12:55:00 PM
Sharon - I LOVE this poem, put a big smile on my face - so glad to hear Granny is so much nicer than before - well done. David
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Sharon Keely
Date: 9/10/2020 8:08:00 AM
Thanks David!
Date: 9/5/2020 12:32:00 PM
it definitely seems to be getting more popular and more acceptable in some societies especially the cbd oil, well penned Sharon:-) hugs jan xx
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Sharon Keely
Date: 9/6/2020 7:00:00 AM
Thanks and hugs to too you Jan!
Date: 9/4/2020 5:34:00 PM
I have two friends who are retired and turning to pot in a big way. This made me smile because they both do seem nicer.
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Sharon Keely
Date: 9/4/2020 8:41:00 PM
Glad to hear they're nicer Caren! My girls noticed it when they were back in Cali for a visit - people on the streets seem less aggravated than before.
Date: 9/4/2020 2:17:00 PM
Hi Sharon Wow never seen a poem with so many allusions to the weed, I think this one will be very popular on the soup, you’d be surprised how many grandmas and grandpas are turning to the stuff over here in Ireland, where alas it’s still illegal great flow and upbeat tempo to your poem, in contrast to mine. Cheers David
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Sharon Keely
Date: 9/5/2020 9:02:00 AM
Great that you were at that concert. I left the auld sod right when school ended the summer before - just as the country was coming into its own.
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David Kavanagh
Date: 9/5/2020 3:23:00 AM
Forgot to mention dalymount pk Dublin 1980 bunked in with school mates to the Bob Marley concert, I can still remember the smell of the weed, as we walked through the crowds trying to get near the stage,
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David Kavanagh
Date: 9/5/2020 12:13:00 AM
So that’s where the sunshine went to, it hasn’t shown its face around here, can’t get a lookin with the rain cheers David
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Sharon Keely
Date: 9/4/2020 8:42:00 PM
Thanks David - it'd be hard for a culchie like me not to be upbeat with the sunshine here!

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