Best Bursitis Poems

...I once was fast and so athletic. Bad afflictions? I had none.
Measles, mumps (the normal things). Youth was so much fun.

Then came my childbearing early 20’s. Had a girl and then a boy.
Afflicti......

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...I feel I have appendicitis,
Or a bad case of bursitis,
And I think I need another tonsillectomy.
I'm sure I got a staph infection
From a tetanus injection
While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......

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...Topics of conversation seem to change as we approach maturity.
As kids we talked of love - now it's lumbago and social security!
It once was enlightening to simply discuss the weather,
But now it'......

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...Age is just a number 
It's not a true sign
that one who is a senior 
is not in their right mind

Age is just a number 
it does not matter all that much
as long as you're a child of God 
you w......

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...I looked into the mirror and this is what I saw
Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape
Put me in a purple shirt
And I'd look just like a grape
The time had come to buckle down
It was tim......

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The “Itis” Brothers
(Arthritis, Bursitis, Tendonitis)
Written: by Miracle Man 
10/30/2021

The “Itis” brothers, have a quite familiar name,
Arthr, Burs, and Tendon have garnered world......

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...I've got aches and pains and chills and blaines,
Arthritis, bursitis and more.
If it weren't for this darn sciatica,
I'm sure it would hurt even more.......

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...I've got aches and pains and chills and blains,
Arthritis, Bursitis and more.
If it weren't for this darn Sciatica,
I'm sure it would hurt even more.

I have dizzy spells, sometimes I hear bells......

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...Whose concerns are elbow germs?
The bugs we cannot see?
We wash our face and scour both hands
But hinge joint ligaments
Receive no such sentiment
Soaps' a stranger to our winged tips
Located so......

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...I once worked with a youth who had gingivitis
Twenty years younger yet she already had arthritis

Pretty enough in spite of her dermatitis
She so craved attention we all thought caused by meningi......

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...Ma and Pa don't get around a great deal much anymore.
If they pine to cut a rug, they claim their health is mighty poor!
Used to be that they were the swingingest pair around;
Now with all their m......

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...Grandma’s aches affected her sleep;
She often made the help weep.
But at least she was regal -
Until pot was made legal.

She ditched Big Pharma
And moved to California
Now she takes pot
For ......

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...The first time I met Mei Is Woe, I felt so badly, I begged our co-workers to give up a sick day in the sick day fund, not realizing they had done that so many times, it would not be an easy collectio......

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...I don't even think about my Arthritis,
Since it was eclipsed by the pain of Bursitis;
And even that barely rates a mention,
Since my neuralgia over rides it's retention.

My fallen arches I bare......

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...‘Twas Christmas Eve, and grumpy Ana had
a crazy dream. She dreamed she was a tot
on Christmas! She and her sis had been bad,
so presents from their dad were not a lot!
......

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