Bumpkins Poems - Poems about Bumpkins

...Though I posted the following poem (B)efore (C)ovid, a sense of glee donned my being the notion arose to trumpet anew said literary handily crafted endeavor. Not far from here – Perkiomen V......Read the rest...

...The spring carnival will soon be arriving With exciting rides and strange exotic shows, Loudspeakers will blare with old disco jiving Flickering neon lights causing nocturnal glows. ......Read the rest...

...Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom... to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022 (blustery and chilly Tuesday) reminiscing about mein kampf, when precious irretrievable youth frittere......Read the rest...

...Autumn's Arrival Leaves radiate vivid colors beautifying elms mesmerizing dubious eyes Seized out of wooden closets woolen sweaters and scarfs would suffice Warm breez......Read the rest...

...They all wish, and dreams collide- on a dime- on a dive, they say in admonished curves in time and color, of those flapping doves, seizes mind a flutter, they wish to seal within the......Read the rest...

...Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom... to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021 (blustery and chilly Saturday) reminiscing about mien kampf, when precious irretrievable youth frittered ......Read the rest...

...You rock ‘n roll heads, country bumpkins and sillies Trying to intimidate us into living your life path It is hilarious to us, so we laugh open mouthed Using shame we cannot feel, for we do not fe......Read the rest...

...It hovers on the gentler breeze the scent pf petrichor blown in from the restless seas, ancient whisps of fallen birch, maples, sycamores and oaks legendary stories of native American indigenous......Read the rest...

...Rural outfitting here ruled by R. M Williams Echo of city savvy follows me, prim shoe ballet Heel spin separates me, hair tied with ribbon Your country bloke taste is easily swept away My crys......Read the rest...

...Schlerotic schlemiel schleps... Into lonely senescence - three plus decades already elapsed trepidation, hesitation unbearably tugging, shouldering, remonstrating accumulation of "baggage" th......Read the rest...

...Two hundred forty two (12.1 score) years ago countless stripling soldiers strapping farming homeboys healthy agrarian lads raised among generations in summer re: offspring original settlers ......Read the rest...

...I'm a speech punk; kind of a menace Not sure if the word is permissible in these parts But that's the word I need, life's a furnace So flush that. Gosh, you leave me no choice I'm trying to speak......Read the rest...

...Always count the cost, be quicker country bumpkins can be slicker. Dare-devil journeys should be fun; use good sense, don’t just hit and run. Go for the gold, here’s the kicker - When you go,......Read the rest...

...I am in all a moderate man, a noted country gentleman' with all the accoutrements, a house, a farm and gout. My politics are not extreme, I'm reasonably devout. I have my peccadillos but they ba......Read the rest...

...Miserable Form Letters What we will need is a completely INDEPENDENT 9/11 LIKE COMMISSION CONVENED HELL BENT TO INVESTIGATE DONALD TRUMP AND HIS CAMPAIGN ASSOCIATES AND NONE MISS.  THIS C......Read the rest...