Buffs Poems - Poems about Buffs

...Q: What would Roy Rogers have been called if he had been a singing farmer? A: King of the Plowboys. Q: In the Beowulf saga, who was a male child of the hag Grendel? A: A real sonofawitch. Q: ......

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...Dear Readers: In an effort to contribute my bit to the revelry of this day which is usually dedicated to sheer nonsense, I'd like to introduce a Q and A series I call "Grins and Groaners"...rated PG ......

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...Liquid ebony pools in the shadows of night. And behind purple clouds, a scarlet sun sheds light. A cauldron of black bats eclipses a gold moon. And traverses a sky of sable and maroo......

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..._____________ Poet’s Note: Beauty used to benumb beholders. Today’s beauty is simply numbered and indexed. One thousand (mille-Helens) make one Helen, the unit fashioned after Helen of Troy believed......

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...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux, a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks As of early morning today - September 8th, 2022, I could not but barely move m......

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...Whatever turns your crank Whatever tickles your pickle Whatever dunks your donut Whatever waxes your dolphin Whatever buffs your buddha Whatever pops your cork Whatever pets your monkey......

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...Across figurative and literal blackened white board... Where death of democracy writ large, nevertheless psychological strength predominates unlike earlier chapters of mein kampf. Mine hardsc......

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...Upon swallowing first or second named laxative or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack, within 8+ ounces of water, not aesthetically pleasing major drawback foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack......

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...Across figurative and literal board... mine hardscrabble existential debacle spelled losing game of trouble Oft times, I experience wretchedness being alive spurring wonderment whereby thoughts......

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...100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy As of late - I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found yours truly doubled o......

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...Love reveals your hidden beauty, invisible to the naked eye; then buffs it up until it shines for all to see! The goal of your heart is not the pursuit of love, but to find your soulmate; wit......

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...FIRST MOVEMENT (Minor Key) Times such as these test body soul and mind So should our thoughts be pain and dark confined Or loosed to concentrate on brighter things Like furry puppies, flowers a......

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...Scales to Measure We are not all equal. Some can dance on a wire... above the crowd, Some can swim... all the way to China. While others, make food that feeds... many every day, or tak......

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..."We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." -Anaïs Nin Comprehensive thoughts arrive in the dark......

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...I noticed several telescopes As I was walking by Along the river; all were pointed At the morning sky. The reason? For a rare event When Mercury is seen In transit passing by the sun, Not pa......

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