Jack Ellison Poet Alliteration

Whatever Whatever Whatever

Whatever turns your crank
Whatever tickles your pickle
Whatever dunks your donut
Whatever waxes your dolphin
Whatever buffs your buddha
Whatever pops your cork
Whatever pets your monkey
Whatever frosts your cookies
Whatever spills your pills
Whatever trips your trigger
Whatever humps your camel
Whatever melts your chocolate
Whatever peels your onion
Whatever chafes your carrot
Whatever flops your mop
Whatever rocks your socks
Whatever teeters your totter
Whatever milks your goat
Whatever pings your pong
Whatever peels your banana
Whatever blows your nozzle
Whatever tips your canoe
Whatever flicks your switch
Whatever zips your zipper
Whatever blows your stack
Whatever... whatever... whatever!

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Sand Blown September 5, 2022 at 6:51 PM let 'what?' ever be a nicely writ 'whatever' ....be...eh?.....stans sand Jack Ellison September 6, 2022 at 4:00 AM Trying to decipher your lingo! LOL Methinks I was successful eh 'what'? You're a hoot Mr Stans Sand!

Natasha L Scragg September 5, 2022 at 3:19 PM This is fun! :-D Jack Ellison September 5, 2022 at 4:21 PM Sometimes I don't know what gets into me LOL

R J. Elless September 5, 2022 at 2:24 PM Jack seems whatever is better, than loping the mule. Keep rolling. Howard. Jack Ellison September 5, 2022 at 2:30 PM Big chuckle all around Howard! Had fun with this one!

Sand Blown September 5, 2022 at 12:05 PM ...whatever 'what' ever....ummm....what? ......stan sand Jack Ellison September 5, 2022 at 1:54 PM Just having a little fun Stan! Am I serious!... whatever! LOL

Tom Cunningham September 5, 2022 at 11:17 AM Lol, enjoyed the humour Jack. Hope your week is off to a good start. Tom Jack Ellison September 5, 2022 at 2:28 PM Sure is my friend... fun fun fun! Yes and have a good week ahead as well! Tom!!

L Milton Hankins September 5, 2022 at 8:21 AM Oh dear...is this a rant, Jack? (chuckling) I hate when a kid says, in response to something I say...whatever! Arggh! Jack Ellison September 5, 2022 at 8:31 AM Yes a rant... just having some fun Sir Milton! LOL

Michael Tor September 5, 2022 at 5:19 AM Whatever in the world made you think of this Jack-a-Rue. Whatever it takes, to make us laugh, right Jack? How are you my friend? Missed you. I haven't been reading Jack, been busy writing. Where are all the people that use to comment with me? John Wulf, and the rest of the gang. Where did they all go? All the ladies that use to stop by and be charmed by your good looks and flirts. What happened to them Jack? They come and go. It is sad when poets we love leave. You build relationships and they fly the Jack Ellison September 5, 2022 at 5:29 AM SO SAD EH Michael...sure miss John Wulf but he's long gone! Yes they come and go so sad! But us guys stick to it... loyal and true! Good morning Michael!!!!! Michael Tor September 5, 2022 at 5:21 AM the coop Jack. Come back I say, don't walk away. Read my stuff, it's off the cuff. Good day Sir Jack...

Darlene De Beaulieu September 5, 2022 at 4:24 AM Hello Happy Jack, yes whatever comes. Whatever goes Whatever you read You will enjoy. Love, Drlene xxxx-oooo. Darlene De Beaulieu September 5, 2022 at 10:03 AM Hello Happy Jack, I noticed I made you laugh. I am glad I did. Yes I am up early every day because my cat wales me up early to be fed. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo Jack Ellison September 5, 2022 at 4:35 AM HAHA Are you up extra early today? Silly stuff eh! XOXOXOXOX