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Whatever Whatever Whatever

Whatever turns your crank Whatever tickles your pickle Whatever dunks your donut Whatever waxes your dolphin Whatever buffs your buddha Whatever pops your cork Whatever pets your monkey Whatever frosts your cookies Whatever spills your pills Whatever trips your trigger Whatever humps your camel Whatever melts your chocolate Whatever peels your onion Whatever chafes your carrot Whatever flops your mop Whatever rocks your socks Whatever teeters your totter Whatever milks your goat Whatever pings your pong Whatever peels your banana Whatever blows your nozzle Whatever tips your canoe Whatever flicks your switch Whatever zips your zipper Whatever blows your stack Whatever... whatever... whatever!

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Date: 9/5/2022 6:51:00 PM
let 'what?' ever be a nicely writ 'whatever' ....be...eh?.....stans sand
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/6/2022 4:00:00 AM
Trying to decipher your lingo! LOL Methinks I was successful eh 'what'? You're a hoot Mr Stans Sand!
Date: 9/5/2022 3:19:00 PM
This is fun! :-D
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 4:21:00 PM
Sometimes I don't know what gets into me LOL
Date: 9/5/2022 2:24:00 PM
Jack seems whatever is better, than loping the mule. Keep rolling. Howard.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 2:30:00 PM
Big chuckle all around Howard! Had fun with this one!
Date: 9/5/2022 12:05:00 PM
...whatever 'what' ever....ummm....what? ......stan sand
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 1:54:00 PM
Just having a little fun Stan! Am I serious!... whatever! LOL
Date: 9/5/2022 11:17:00 AM
Lol, enjoyed the humour Jack. Hope your week is off to a good start. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 2:28:00 PM
Sure is my friend... fun fun fun! Yes and have a good week ahead as well! Tom!!
Date: 9/5/2022 9:50:00 AM
Whatever…it’s funny! Innuendos galore…lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 10:01:00 AM
(Chuckle chuckle chuckle) So much fun eh! Happy Monday my sweet! Love all the way! XOX
Date: 9/5/2022 8:21:00 AM
Oh dear...is this a rant, Jack? (chuckling) I hate when a kid says, in response to something I say...whatever! Arggh!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 8:31:00 AM
Yes a rant... just having some fun Sir Milton! LOL
Date: 9/5/2022 5:19:00 AM
Whatever in the world made you think of this Jack-a-Rue. Whatever it takes, to make us laugh, right Jack? How are you my friend? Missed you. I haven't been reading Jack, been busy writing. Where are all the people that use to comment with me? John Wulf, and the rest of the gang. Where did they all go? All the ladies that use to stop by and be charmed by your good looks and flirts. What happened to them Jack? They come and go. It is sad when poets we love leave. You build relationships and they fly the
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 5:29:00 AM
SO SAD EH Michael...sure miss John Wulf but he's long gone! Yes they come and go so sad! But us guys stick to it... loyal and true! Good morning Michael!!!!!
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Michael Tor
Date: 9/5/2022 5:21:00 AM
the coop Jack. Come back I say, don't walk away. Read my stuff, it's off the cuff. Good day Sir Jack...
Date: 9/5/2022 4:24:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, yes whatever comes. Whatever goes Whatever you read You will enjoy. Love, Drlene xxxx-oooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 9/5/2022 10:03:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, I noticed I made you laugh. I am glad I did. Yes I am up early every day because my cat wales me up early to be fed. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/5/2022 4:35:00 AM
HAHA Are you up extra early today? Silly stuff eh! XOXOXOXOX

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