Buff Poems - Poems about Buff

In The Buff

Walking is tough enough
Walking uphill is more than enough
Downhill is easy
Fun and breezy
Especially walking in the buff

I was buff at fifty five

When I was fifty-five I lost weight and got into shape
Exercised to the point of near ridiculous, and looked great
My daughter said “Mom! You are buff!”
I had never been buff before
It felt terrific.

Some days I wish I was fifty-five again
I was never sick, I was super healthy
I felt great, and I was eating right
No cookies,

In The Buff

Walking is tough enough
Walking uphill is more than enough
Downhill is easy
Fun and breezy
Especially walking in the buff

Gonna Get Real Buff

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working out like a fool every day
Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod
My gorgeous physique on display

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Girlies will want to slurp from my bowl
Trying to get in on some of the action
“Hang on now, show some control!”

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna

Fun Net Ticks and Sill Lab Buff Hick Aye Shun

curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris
who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
mumbo jumbo lettered gumbo.

Hip puck crease see
(ad hoc) key hide dee claim
haint how my noggin 
comports itself to take aim,
cuz ear lee aire two 
yeast tar dies ague
this hue more us, 
in fame muss wordsmith 
cure rafting re: son hubble rhyme 
doggone cur

In the Buff

My neighbor sometimes sleeps in the buff
  I'd give you more details if she were hot stuff

Girlies In the Buff

At times I sit and watch my nails grow
Suddenly something inspires me and away I go
Writing silly stuff
About girlies in the buff
I wind up getting all sweaty and I start to glow

Going Around Un the Buff

Going round in the buff is my prerogative
Which in some snotty circles is deemed provocative
So I gives them the finger
And jiggle my jigger
And my jigger says it's really not appreciative

Huff and Buff

HUFF AND BUFF
Life can be rough and tough you may huff and buff struggle and work. You may not get time for yourself. Trust me toss a coin. Heads you will suffer, suffer and suffer. Tails you will somehow survive it all till the end and life would be a structure of what agony you

Girlies In the Buff

At times I sit and watch my finger nails grow
Then suddenly something inspires me and away I go
Writing silly stuff
About girlies in the buff
I wind up getting all sweaty and I start to glow

In the Buff

It's December 3rd and still no white stuff
This ole earth has decided we've had enough
We're messing things up
Sitting here on our butts
Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff

In the Buff

Feel silly today which is not unusual
It's a brand new day and the world is beautiful
Love life and stuff
Sitting here in the buff
Passersby are thinking I'm a wee bit delusional

Movie Buff

I like a good chase in a scene
To me that’s everything

The plot
Has to be hot

And the actors
Must know their places their spot

The music in a movie creates the
Entire vibe

It’s what brings the movie
Alive

The wardrobe is of utmost importance
It’s the love of a movie, the romance
That heightens the performance

The wardrobe the cast wore in Dynasty, Mahogany

Young Girlies In the Buff

Believe it or not, I'm running out of limerick stuff
Thought it would last forever, sure thought I had enough
But recently my brain
Is causing me some pain
Too many distractions such as young sweeties in the buff

As usual!!!


© Jack Ellison 2016

In the Buff

It's December 19th and still no white stuff
This ole earth has decided enough is enough
We're messing things up
Sitting here on our butts
Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff


© Jack Ellison 2015

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