Best Buff Poems

Old Santa Claus is in the know now
he's changing with the times;
now, he speaks out against the GMO's 
saying toying with foods a crime.

Santa hungers for organic kale
turns his nose up at cookies.
He's tired, he said, of being a whale
and loves the extra nookie!

See, Mrs....

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It's December 19th and still no white stuff
This ole earth has decided enough is enough
We're messing things up
Sitting here on our butts
Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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'Twas a dark and stormy night", the whodunit book began!
I reckon that is music to the ears of an avid mystery fan.
To curl up with a book by the fire on a dark and stormy night,
With the lights dimmed low, it sets the mood perfectly...

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Exhausted I am, filling boxes and stuff
Moving day's coming quite soon enough
It's happening again
Too often my friends
Love to settle down, just hang out in the buff


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working out like a fool every day
Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod
My gorgeous physique on display

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Girlies will want to slurp from my bowl
Trying to get in on some of...

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I like a good chase in a scene
To me that’s everything

The plot
Has to be hot

And the actors
Must know their places their spot

The music in a movie creates the
Entire vibe

It’s what brings the movie
Alive

The wardrobe is of utmost importance
It’s the love of a movie, the romance
That...

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Believe it or not, I'm running out of limerick stuff
Thought it would last forever, sure thought I had enough
But recently my brain
Is causing me some pain
Too many distractions such as young sweeties in the buff

As usual!!!


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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It's December 3rd and still no white stuff
This ole earth has decided we've had enough
We're messing things up
Sitting here on our butts
Soon Canadians will be walking around in the buff...

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Feel silly today which is not unusual
It's a brand new day and the world is beautiful
Love life and stuff
Sitting here in the buff
Passersby are thinking I'm a wee bit delusional...

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A jingle wrestling a tune
A tune
A tune
A wave just cracked 
A wave just cracked
 
A whole book full of notes 
A’ have! -How about that? Art imitates 

And 
And in my face
And in my face was this beautiful
And in my face was this beautiful painting...

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At times I sit and watch my finger nails grow
Then suddenly something inspires me and away I go
Writing silly stuff
About girlies in the buff
I wind up getting all sweaty and I start to glow...

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i watch my diet, my weight,
lift weights, jog and sprint,
do crunching sit-ups,
shape and sculpt myself
into a glistening statue
of health, of youthfulness,
hoping to stay that way
even for the shortest while
before i shall join the ashes
when this dream is over,
with a smile and crossed fingers...

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HUFF AND BUFF
Life can be rough and tough you may huff and buff struggle and work. You may not get time for yourself. Trust me toss a coin. Heads you will suffer, suffer and suffer. Tails you will somehow survive it all till the end...

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Someone is probably doing an aria, 
that labored shrill fit for the opera.

Another soul croons a lilting lullaby,
oohs and aahs rising up to the sky.

Undoubtedly that's a loud trombone,
solidly played, a no-nonsense boom.

Surely I hear a lone trumpet blowing,
pfffttt, that unmistakable errie sound.

A lush symphony...

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i admit i do this
not insame
i just love the game
on the floor  can the go
move wall to wall
hitting that ball
it looks ruff
am a
TENNIS BUFF...

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