Jack Ellison Poet Rhyme

Gonna Get Real Buff

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working out like a fool every day
Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod
My gorgeous physique on display

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Girlies will want to slurp from my bowl
Trying to get in on some of the action
“Hang on now, show some control!”

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
They'll all get a piece sooner or later
Surely can understand their excitement
I'll soon be one pumped up operator

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Alway knew I had animal magnetism
But I've taken that to a whole new level
Complimenting charm with witticism

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff
Working with the weights, a real jock
Soon be on the cover of “Muscle Power”
Great physique and abs like a rock!

(chuckle)

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Speaks Volumes March 14, 2023 at 4:13 PM Just forward the 10 x 8 glossy photographs to my mail address Happy Jack. Loved your poem. Best wishes from Wen Jack Ellison March 14, 2023 at 6:23 PM LOL... Yah I'm having some issues with my photo sending app... can't send the 10 x 8 photo as you requested! Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOX

Daniel Turner March 14, 2023 at 7:20 AM Girlies don't want buff old men, they want rich old men. LOl You crack me up, Jack. Have a great day and don't puff puff puff and blow anybodys house down:) Jack Ellison March 14, 2023 at 8:03 AM Oh course they do!!! AND BUFF... out of luck on both counts Dan! Just had the physiotherapist in about an hour ago... exercises are tougher though! No hope I guess... will keep trying though! Have a super day Dan!