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Gonna Get Real Buff

Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff Working out like a fool every day Wait till the girlies get a load of this bod My gorgeous physique on display Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff Girlies will want to slurp from my bowl Trying to get in on some of the action “Hang on now, show some control!” Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff They'll all get a piece sooner or later Surely can understand their excitement I'll soon be one pumped up operator Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff Alway knew I had animal magnetism But I've taken that to a whole new level Complimenting charm with witticism Puff! Puff! Puff! Gonna get real buff Working with the weights, a real jock Soon be on the cover of “Muscle Power” Great physique and abs like a rock! (chuckle)

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Speaks Volumes

Date: 3/14/2023 4:13:00 PM

Just forward the 10 x 8 glossy photographs to my mail address Happy Jack. Loved your poem. Best wishes from Wen

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/14/2023 6:23:00 PM

LOL... Yah I'm having some issues with my photo sending app... can't send the 10 x 8 photo as you requested! Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOX

Daniel Turner

Date: 3/14/2023 7:20:00 AM

Girlies don't want buff old men, they want rich old men. LOl You crack me up, Jack. Have a great day and don't puff puff puff and blow anybodys house down:)

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/14/2023 8:03:00 AM

Oh course they do!!! AND BUFF... out of luck on both counts Dan! Just had the physiotherapist in about an hour ago... exercises are tougher though! No hope I guess... will keep trying though! Have a super day Dan!