Bubba the Big Bear sat down at his favorite plaid chair
to eat his honeyed-toast, smelling oranges in the air
wafting in was music, Gypsy Tramps and Thieves by Cher
was life ever this fair? Bubba wiggled toes bare.
someone rang his phone, it was Henry the Hare.
he wanted to know if Bubba wanted to dare….
come down to the hollow and do a honey share.
when he said “no thank you”, that hare did swear.
that hare is crazy, Bubba said to the warm air.
there was a tiny bit of giggling, it was from the chair.
Cher was still singing, was life ever this fair?
Bubba sat back down and enjoyed his toast, without a care.
But that’s a laundry mat! Said his stern sis.
Bubba dove into a basket without a miss.
Warm towels and socks gave a laundry hiss.
His mama came by and gave him a tiny kiss.
Hibernation began; his eyes are now asleep.
We tiptoe around his cozy warm bearish heap.
He is snuggled up like a warm newborn sheep.
He does not wake up until April robin’s first peep.
There once lived a guy whose named was Bubba
Had a pet Cocker Spaniel named Tuba
Through party each new year
That brought very much cheer
Til’ he met bride online; moved to Cuba
Alexis Y
12-31-2020
Bubba has the flu
I do not know what to do
Since Bubba has the flu
I can not see in front of me
I can not see behind me and Bubba still has the flu
And I do not know what to do
Should I call Sherlock to find out what happen to make Bubba to have the flu
He would know what to do about Bubba having the flu
Sherlock sure did know what to do about having the flu
He gave me a Watson bulb to screw into the situation '
And there was no more reason to burn the wood since we had this position
Once in the socket the bright light look like a rocket
And now I have got it
I can now see in front of me
I can now see behind me
But as for Bubba, he still has the flu
And I still do not know what to do.
Among the many 'services' provided Bubba Clinton by his moll,
Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most curious protocol!
An intriguing stain was once discovered on her lovely dress of blue!
Was it cheese or pepperoni? Bubba insisted he had no clue!
Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew" Contest
(21 March 2019)
At the Beach with Bubba!
“Where is God”? I asked him,
But not a word spoke he.
Bending, he tossed a pebble,
Into the turbulent, foaming sea.
“Where is your God”? I repeated.
As he slowly turned his head.
“Does he dwell mid the vales of sorrow?
Or the cities of the dead”?
At length he finally answered.
“He’s here and with us all”;
“He’s in the tempest raging,
And he saw my pebble fall!”
He turned and faced me slowly,
A tear was in his eye.
“He’s everywhere my Darling;
God has no cause to lie.”
The storm raged all around us,
But the moonlight came at last.
It shone upon the water,
And held its beauty fast.
“Where is God”? I asked him,
But quivering bowed my head;
My question had been answered;
“He’s everywhere.” I said.
Young Bubba loved to tend the still
For otherwise the drip was swill
So every day, right after school
He'd take off running like a fool
Each afternoon, that crazy dash
Into the swamp to tend the mash
Sure, chasing gators was divine -
Lots more fun than tending 'shine
But Grampy'd only last 'til two
Then he'd be off to chase Ol' Sue
If Bubba wasn't there by then
The brew would sour once again
And this batch HAD to settle pure
As it was time for Grampy's cure
And forcing him to thus abstain
Would mean, for Bubba, lots of pain
If Grampy failed to scratch his itch
Poor Bubba's backside felt the switch
And how could Bubba sit through class
Once Grampy's switch had striped his ...
Assertaining shine was number one
Toward Bubba's hopes of ANY fun ...
That still was Bubba's "bestest" friend
For it saved poor Bubba's ... bitter end.
I see that Bubba’s so forlorn.
He’s too depressed to talk today.
Two months in a full-body cast
can keep one’s cheerfulness at bay.
He donned his super hero suit
and took a header off the roof
(two-story!) Nothing broke his fall.
He lies now, silent and aloof.
He’d failed to read the tiny print:
“This suit can’t really make you fly.”
If he weren’t forty-five years old,
I’d feel compassion—even cry.
Date Written: January 29, 2018
Contest Title: Shoulda Read the Fine Print-2
Sponsor: John Lawless
My feathered friend Bubba is quite a guy...
And in the morning when I leave for work he always tells me by.
While I am at work he and Belle hold down the fort...
And if there is anything strange happening they file a report.
Bubba takes a bath in the kitchen sink on Thursday night...
And watching him ear popcorn is an awesome sight.
When the phone rings he says hello...
And when we have company he doesn't like for them to go.
Bubba and Belle are quite the pair...
And Bubba likes to play in my wife's hair.
These two little feathered buddies are as sweet as can be...
And they provide lots of fun for my wife and me.
TK<
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound on my drumes i like to pound.
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound i think it has a very cool sound.
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound i would love to here it going around.
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound don't let it turn your smile into a frown.
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound here there where ever i am found in the sky or on the ground.
Bubba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound i am so glad JESUS CHRIST i have found. Bubba bubba bound Bubba bound and heaven someday i am bound.
Buba bubba bound Bubba bubba bound.
MY CAT BUBBA IS A FAT CAT,
HE DOESN'T DO VERY MUCH BUT EAT.
HE SITS AROUND ALL DAY AND PLAYS WITH
MY FEET.
HE IS A GOOD CAT ,NO MATTER WHAT OTHER
PEOPLE SAY, I LOVE HAVING BUBBA AROUND
HE JUST MAKES MY DAY!
One day at a haunted house....
You'll never guess what I saw!!!
Well, it was a great big ghost...
Coming out of the wall!
The ghost just stared at me...
So I stared at it too..
And I thought..."This just couldn't be?!!"
Until that ghost yelled BOO!!
After it yelled BOO! at me!
I ran all the way up the stairs!
And guess what else...."I did see!"
Ghosts nearly everywhere!!
Then at me they came a flying!!
They kept on yelling BOO!!
and I almost felt like crying...
Until I yelled my BOO!!!!
After I yelled my BOO!!!!
You should've seen them run!
Now let me tell you!
I've never had so much fun!!
So then I left that old haunted house...
And went walking down the street..
When up to me came a little mouse...
And the mouse said..."Trick or Treat!"
So I asked the mouse, "What's with this Trick or Treat?"
"Just what the heck do ya mean?"
Then the mouse said...."Give me something to eat!"
"Don't ya know Bubba it's Halloween!!"