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mayfly briefs

"This week is Awareness Weak," ... by the Poet.

the first time ever
interview with a mayfly
we've time can we talk ...

Categories: briefs, appreciation, imagery, irony, life,
Form: Senryu

Ted's Boxer Briefs

bundy's
undies




posted 10/19/23

Categories: briefs, word play,
Form: Footle

Beauty Briefs

Image of Spring Flowers Colorful Flower Bed provided by Pixabay 

Beauty Briefs

Tulips escaping kisses
Yardbird noses ciphers scent
Poppies aim none are misses
Views gave letters of intent.

Orchids tropic heat enchants
Isle drums beat its ports of call
Crocus saying, springtime grants
Yet baseball scorecards beat all.

"Roses rooted in the earth
Bud in rhyme and verses sage
Lilies know a ghostly birth
Strewn across

Categories: briefs, flower, imagery, perspective,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Rubber

I got rubber hair;
I got rubber hair;
I got the rubberiest rubbery rubber hair.
And if I take my blue jeans off
I got matching rubber underwear.

Categories: briefs, clothes, crazy, fashion, humor,
Form: Lyric

Medical Briefs

Doctor's
Boxers

Categories: briefs, humor, poetry,
Form: Footle

My Briefs Lorraine

My Briefs Lorraine

Fecal stains on my briefs
they must be washed 
but to my dismay
they’ve gone away
I left them in a drunken stupor
on the floor by the pooper
and now they’re nowhere to be found

It’s not that I should have a care
I have many other briefs to wear
but my Lorraine is dear to me
they’re brillant blue and

Categories: briefs, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Mike's Briefs

There's a lady I know by the name of Carol
She lives with a Dragon at her very own peril
He's caused her grief
By burning Mike's briefs
It's a good thing her Dragon is sterile

© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: briefs, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Fishing Briefs

A clown caught
a tuna in the middle
of a pond in a park!

He says that the black
tuna was a very rare
species in the water world

With evidence collected
it is purported 
that the tuna was colorless!

It is I Teddy,
reporting in Sun City.

Categories: briefs, art, fish, fishing, fun,
Form: Free verse

Leaf Briefs

Underwear used to be a fig leaf
Then somebody invented the brief
I think it’s absurd
To name it that word
I mean, what’s briefer than a leaf?

Was it named by a white collar thief?
Like a lawyer who longed to be chief?
I could see his purport
When he said in court
“Your Honor, I’ll make this brief, brief, brief.”

“First of all,

Categories: briefs, clothes, funny,
Form: Limerick

My Briefs,Lorraine

My Briefs Lorraine

Fecal stains on my briefs
they must be washed 
but to my dismay
they’ve gone away
I left them in a drunken stupor
on the floor by the pooper
and now they’re nowhere to be found

It’s not that I should have a care
I have many other briefs to wear
but my Lorraine is dear to me
they’re brillant blue and

Categories: briefs, satire,
Form: Rhyme

Boxers Or Briefs

It's quite a dilemma
You've posed on us guys
It's one or the other
But I don't know why

I quite love them both
But for choice I am glad
I think it depends
If I'm happy or sad

The freedom of boxers
Can bring me much joy
My parts swing freely
I could pose for Playboy

But wearing my tighties
I feel so secure
When I'm wearing tight

Categories: briefs, funny,
Form: Quatrain

Love Briefs

love to your defence i come
for the allegiance i owe you
for the  life and name you lend me
how could they say love is blind
if it never possesses not even an eye?
how can what yu never owned
ever be lost, missing or wanting?
of what use and meaning
are eyes to the one born blind?
how could you say

Categories: briefs, introspection, life, love, philosophy,
Form: Lyric