My Briefs,Lorraine

My Briefs Lorraine

Fecal stains on my briefs
they must be washed 
but to my dismay
they’ve gone away
I left them in a drunken stupor
on the floor by the pooper
and now they’re nowhere to be found

It’s not that I should have a care
I have many other briefs to wear
but my Lorraine is dear to me
they’re brillant blue and such a sight
reflecting in the pale moonlight
what shall I do, it’s such a plight
If I don’t find Lorraine tonight

© Ralph Sergi
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Sergi Avatar
March 7, 2014 at 2:42 PM
Thanks Cecilia I enjoy making people laugh.
Macfarlane Avatar
March 7, 2014 at 9:48 AM
Lol.....your plight made me laugh! Hugs
Sergi Avatar
November 27, 2013 at 10:35 AM
Thank you, Licia for your comment and just to be brief, I love your poetry.
Hendricks Avatar
November 26, 2013 at 3:41 PM
Hahaha, good luck in that search. Lovely one, Ralph. Licia :-)
Sergi Avatar
November 25, 2013 at 5:27 PM
Try Walmart! very amusing work enjoyed this one
Lamoureux Avatar
November 22, 2013 at 5:41 PM
Ha, ha, you are a funny guy!
Dunn Avatar
November 22, 2013 at 5:07 PM
Go to kmart my friend they sell this brand lol. and I'm blad you enjoyed my john wilkes booth. cheri done
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