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Premium Member Memories of a Childhood Home
...My dad built a house on a hill. How exciting to climb to the tippy-top then look down upon the roof, and dog home, the bean garden, and to sled the slope in Winter white. eyes delirious dazzled, ......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, home, house, memory,
Form: Haibun



Premium Member If I Do It Right
...I know it is tradition But this year I have chosen a theme for Thanksgiving We will not include turkey, ham, or beef of any kind The theme is vibrant veggie These instructions were given to my co......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, mental health, mother daughter,
Form: Prose Poetry
New Dance
...Getting along together Dancing that same old dance But you’ve forgotten the steps So now what Is this my new lot You have changed And I changed to be content with you Working the dynamic K......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, anniversary, boyfriend, dance, husband,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Outer Space Is In Your Face
...Life is diverse. A multi-seeking mess. The particle, the wave. All at the same time. The unity is the disunity. The Big Brother black hole At the center of it all, Silently howling for more. ......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, space,
Form: Free verse
Can'T Fool Mother Nature
...DOUBLETHINK Can’t Fool Mother Nature 1: THIS LIFE Newspeak, Doublethink, and other similar words only bedevil us. When trying to figure out what was said, George Orwell In his novel, “19......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, abuse, appreciation, confusion, earth
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A Prairie Schooner Please
...I would like to purchase a prairie schooner if you please. The car salesman was brand spanking new. He had to ask several other salesmen what a prairie schooner was. None of them knew, so he “Goog......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, car,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member I Am a Bad Dog Mama Today
...Our new dog Buddy chewed one of my favorite sandals in half. The next week he chewed another favorite sandal in half; not a pair. I am out of sandals to wear now. I taped one with electrical tape ......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member A Spanking New Doc
...Since moving to this berg we have a new doc Her name is sweet Kimberly, fresh out of the box Brand spanking new Love spanking, don't you Whenever she examines, I never watch the clock<>...Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, beautiful,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Good Riddance
...I welcomed you twenty twenty, a brand spanking new year But all you brought with you was death, misery and fear So I'll be glad to see the back of you and cant wait 'till you're gone And I hop......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, death, goodbye, new year,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Are You Nutso
...Smile, damn it smile, you face won't break It's a brand spanking new day for goodness sake No grumpies allowed Sing hallelujah out loud In fact, break out in song as soon as you wake<>...Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, happiness,
Form: Limerick
Snap Crackle Pop Microwave Went Kaput
...Snap... crackle... pop... microwave went kaput After start button pushed immediate auditory signal issued nsync with billowing smoke time saving convenient contrivance rendered defunct trucked......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ready To Be the Best Me Today
...Am I ready to be the best me today? I jump out of bed, feeling crazy-alive. Ready to take on a mountain full of whoever’s. Eager to start something brand spanking new and wonderful. A fantastic s......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, self,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Angela Merkel Cannot Be Bought
...Hopefully things will go up from here. The new world leader is Angela Merkel from Germany She is well-educated and wise. She is not afraid to show people that she is a book reader. Quotes abo......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member I Guess That's Enough
...I am sitting in my favorite place in the whole world, my office, facing my brand spanking new sectional, the one Joe said would not fit in here. Voila! It is here, and the leather couch is in the......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, woman,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Feelings Came So Damned Fast
...It was her kitchen, her family, and my newly-married man, and I aimed to please her by properly being fed. With a smile and a swish, “We have butterscotch pudding pie for dessert!” My brand spankin......Read the rest...
Categories: brand spanking new, feelings,
Form: Rhyme

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