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Brand Spanking New Poems

Brand Spanking New Poems - Below are popular examples of all types of brand spanking new poetry to share and read. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for brand spanking new.

New Poems

Snap crackle pop microwave went kaput
Snap... crackle... pop... microwave went kaput

After start button pushed
immediate auditory signal issued
nsync with billowing smoke
time saving convenient contrivance
rendered defunct trucked to dumpster.

Pre owned electronic contraption
unpredictably went on fritz
malfunction occurred without warning
luckily spouse, the Misses
she instantaneously intervened
lest towering inferno engulfed
yours truly...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Free verse

Premium Member Ready to Be the Best Me Today
Am I ready to be the best me today?
I jump out of bed, feeling crazy-alive.
Ready to take on a mountain full of whoever’s.
Eager to start something brand spanking new and wonderful.
A fantastic start to the rest of my life.
I congratulate...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, self,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Angela Merkel Cannot be Bought
Hopefully things will go up from here. 
The new world leader is Angela Merkel from Germany
She is well-educated and wise. 
She is not afraid to show people that she is a book reader.

Quotes about her are: "she is willing to...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member I Guess That's Enough
I am sitting in my favorite place in the whole world,
my office, facing my brand spanking new sectional,
the one Joe said would not fit in here.
Voila! It is here, and the leather couch is in
the garage to make sorting easier...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, woman,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Feelings Came So Damned Fast
It was her kitchen, her family, and my newly-married man, and I aimed to please her by properly being fed. 
With a smile and a swish, “We have butterscotch pudding pie for dessert!” My brand spanking new mother-in-law said. ...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, feelings,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member MY WINTER

Gearing up to what should be magical
Special winter to be a first of firsts
Brand spanking new at the grand-parent thing
Marshmallow snowsuits, sleighs and Santa Claus
First fluffy snowflakes falling from above
The Christmas tree lit up with shiny balls
Starring our nine-month old...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, baby, christmas, confusion, fantasy, grandparents, happiness, winter,
Form: Verse
Premium Member RIDE WITH ME
Brand spanking new
A love that's true
208-hp 2.0-liter I4 turbo
I like speed let’s go
17-inch alloy wheels
4 wheels of alloy is my appeal 
Dual power outside mirrors
That’s so I can see ya 
Sirius XM Satellite Radio
I love to hear Nas flow
Dual Zone...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, car, first love, journey,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Are You Nutso

Smile, damn it smile, you face won't break
It's a brand spanking new day for goodness sake
No grumpies allowed
Sing hallelujah out loud
In fact, break out in song as soon as you wake

Are you nutso???

...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, stress,
Form: Limerick
brand spanking new

brand spanking
new; the unused page
...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, humorous,
Form: Haiku
a shy guy expressing
your love is like a flower blooming in the hands of time
i am honored to let the world know that you are mine

my days are brightened knowing that i am loved by you
your giving heart alone makes me feel brand...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, dedication, for her,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Brand Spanking New Doc

Since moving to this burg we have a new Doc
Her name is sweet Kimberly, fresh out of the box
Brand spanking new 
Love spanking, don't you
Whenever she examines, I never watch the clock

© Jack Ellison 2015

...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, fun,
Form: Limerick
My Winter
Huddled over that old black radio
waiting for the final announcement
School canceled tomorrow!
Bedtime? We actually have to SLEEP?

Where am I? Is that light coming from...
No-No! Don't look out the window!
Oh me oh my, the door, the front door

Some has swept up...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, nostalgia, snow,
Form: Free verse
Something New
Something different, something a little new
life is filled with people who does and doesn't do
I like being single yet I ride with fifty in a crew
I know Im a winner in a written game where many seem to lose
You see...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, on writing and words, old, old,
Form: Ballad
the anti-zombie housing market
folks, there is a brand spanking new
kind of idiot
that walks amongst us &
s/he is not a ****ing zombie---
some film mustered creature who
erupts from the dead like some
fictional biblical bullshit
to wreak havoc on the rest of us
who deserve to suffer at...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, life,
Form: Free verse
House of BLAZE---:written special for : LAST CHANCE contest
Should my home catch flames; ABLAZE
simply one collection shall I salvage
to spare my brain waves from becoming a maze of craze beloved Poet Trees shall to my soul they arrived with much thanks
but NEVER from clever, contrived, silly, pink...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, fantasy, funny, imagination, music, natural disasters, passion,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Nu Light


Categories: brand spanking new, devotionme, me,
Form: Personification
The Loveboat
I have booked a holiday, 
I am going on a Cruise. 
Plenty time to read my books, 
lots of time to snooze. 

Then to find romance, 
meet my ideal man. 
All aboard the Love Boat (baby) 
For marriage and suntan....Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, funnysea, boat, love, sea, time,
Form: Rhyme
The Time Capsule

If you could leave behind a time capsule
What kind of things would it hold
It could be something brand spanking new
But to them, it would still be old

Would it be some kind of music?
Maybe your favorite song?
Not any of that beatnik...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, funnywife, time,
Form: Rhyme
What makes a marriage?
It has been almost forty years  
Since we had taken our marriage 
Vows. Yes, we are still together.
I guess that means something today

Considering most never last
More than, I suspect, a few years;
Sometimes I can understand why
Marriage is not a...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, husband, wifemarriage, marriage,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Dad's Dodge
Dad began work pushing a broom at the Chrysler Corporation.
A paltry fifty-five cents an hour was his compensation!
'Twas during the Great Depression when times were really hard.
He was elated to get the job and held Chrysler in high regard!

Dad was...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, nostalgiacar,
Form: Rhyme
Brother To Brotha

Brother to brotha, do you think life’s fair. Some of us are born of the same blood,
But when we see one another on the streets we act as if neither of us care.

How can we say we’re brothers...Read More
Categories: brand spanking new, devotionbrother, brother, love,
Form: Dramatic monologue