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Can'T Fool Mother Nature
DOUBLETHINK
Can’t Fool Mother Nature

1: THIS LIFE

Newspeak, Doublethink,
and other similar words
only bedevil us.

When trying to figure out what was said,
George Orwell In his novel, “1984,” 
left us clues to solve such improper speech. 

For, we live...

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Categories: brand spanking new, abuse, appreciation, confusion, earth day, fate, journey,
Form: Free verse



The Anti-Zombie Housing Market
folks, there is a brand spanking new
kind of idiot
that walks amongst us &
no,
s/he is not a ****ing zombie---
some film mustered creature who
erupts from the dead like some
fictional biblical bullshit
to wreak havoc on the rest of...

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Categories: brand spanking new, life,
Form: Free verse
House of Blaze---:Written Special For : Last Chance Contest
Should my home catch flames; ABLAZE
simply one collection shall I salvage
to spare my brain waves from becoming a maze of craze

ahhh...my beloved Poet Trees shall survive...as to my soul they arrived with much thanks
but NEVER...

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Categories: brand spanking new, fantasy, funny, imagination, music, natural disasters, passion,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Memories of a Childhood Home
My dad built a house on a hill. How exciting to climb to the tippy-top then look down upon the roof, and dog home, the bean garden, and to sled the slope in Winter white.

eyes...

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Categories: brand spanking new, home, house, memory,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member Good Riddance
I welcomed you twenty twenty, a brand spanking new year
But all you brought with you was death, misery and fear
So I'll be glad to see the back of you and cant wait 'till you're gone
And...

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Categories: brand spanking new, death, goodbye, new year,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Feelings Came So Damned Fast
It was her kitchen, her family, and my newly-married man, and I aimed to please her by properly being fed. 
With a smile and a swish, “We have butterscotch pudding pie for dessert!” My brand...

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Categories: brand spanking new, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Snap Crackle Pop Microwave Went Kaput
Snap... crackle... pop... microwave went kaput

After start button pushed
immediate auditory signal issued
nsync with billowing smoke
time saving convenient contrivance
rendered defunct trucked to dumpster.

Pre owned electronic contraption
unpredictably went on fritz
malfunction occurred without warning
luckily spouse, the Misses
she instantaneously...

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Categories: brand spanking new, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form: Free verse
The Loveboat
I have booked a holiday, 
I am going on a Cruise. 
Plenty time to read my books, 
lots of time to snooze. 

Then to find romance, 
meet my ideal man. 
All aboard the Love Boat...

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Categories: brand spanking new, funnysea, boat, love, sea, time,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dad's Dodge
Dad began work pushing a broom at the Chrysler Corporation.
A paltry fifty-five cents an hour was his compensation!
'Twas during the Great Depression when times were really hard.
He was elated to get the job and held...

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Categories: brand spanking new, nostalgiacar,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Angela Merkel Cannot Be Bought
Hopefully things will go up from here. 
The new world leader is Angela Merkel from Germany
She is well-educated and wise. 
She is not afraid to show people that she is a book reader.

Quotes about her...

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Categories: brand spanking new, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form: Political Verse
Brother To Brotha
BROTHER TO BROTHA					5/05/01





Brother to brotha, do you think life’s fair. Some of us are born of the same blood,
But when we see one another on the streets we act as if neither of us care.

How...

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© Ida Igess  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: brand spanking new, devotionbrother, brother, love,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
My Winter
Huddled over that old black radio
waiting for the final announcement
School canceled tomorrow!
Bedtime? We actually have to SLEEP?

Where am I? Is that light coming from...
No-No! Don't look out the window!
Then-how-what-when-where?
Oh me oh my, the door, the...

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Categories: brand spanking new, nostalgia, snow,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I Guess That's Enough
I am sitting in my favorite place in the whole world,
my office, facing my brand spanking new sectional,
the one Joe said would not fit in here.
Voila! It is here, and the leather couch is in
the...

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Categories: brand spanking new, woman,
Form: Free verse
What Makes a Marriage?
It has been almost forty years  
Since we had taken our marriage 
Vows. Yes, we are still together.
I guess that means something today

Considering most never last
More than, I suspect, a few years;
Sometimes I can...

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Categories: brand spanking new, husband, wifemarriage, marriage,
Form: Prose Poetry
The Time Capsule
If you could leave behind a time capsule
What kind of things would it hold
It could be something brand spanking new
But to them, it would still be old

Would it be some kind of music?
Maybe your favorite...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: brand spanking new, funnywife, time,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member If I Do It Right
I know it is tradition
But this year I have chosen a theme for Thanksgiving
We will not include turkey, ham, or beef of any kind
The theme is vibrant veggie
These instructions were given to my cousin Sue
From...

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Categories: brand spanking new, mental health, mother daughter,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member My Winter
Gearing up to what should be magical
Special winter to be a first of firsts
Brand spanking new at the grand-parent thing
Marshmallow snowsuits, sleighs and Santa Claus
First fluffy snowflakes falling from above
The Christmas tree lit up with...

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Categories: brand spanking new, baby, christmas, confusion, fantasy, grandparents, happiness, winter,
Form: Verse
Something New
Something different, something a little new
life is filled with people who does and doesn't do
I like being single yet I ride with fifty in a crew
I know Im a winner in a written game where...

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Categories: brand spanking new, on writing and words, old, old,
Form: Ballad
Nu Light
I HAVE SOMETHING NEW INSIDE OF ME SOMETHING THAT IS FRESH AND NEVER BEEN USED.

I SEE SOMETHING BRAND SPANKING NEW THAT BELONGS TO ME I AM OVERWHELMED WITH 
JOY.

THIS NEW BEGINNING IS SOMETHING THAT I...

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Categories: brand spanking new, devotionme, me,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Outer Space Is In Your Face
Life is diverse.
A multi-seeking mess.
The particle, the wave.
All at the same time.
The unity is the disunity.
The Big Brother black hole 
At the center of it all,
Silently howling for more.
Where does it all go?

The grinding of...

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Categories: brand spanking new, space,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ride With Me
Brand spanking new
A love that's true
208-hp 2.0-liter I4 turbo
I like speed let’s go
17-inch alloy wheels
4 wheels of alloy is my appeal 
Dual power outside mirrors
That’s so I can see ya 
Sirius XM Satellite Radio
I love...

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Categories: brand spanking new, car, first love, journey,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Am a Bad Dog Mama Today
Our new dog Buddy chewed one of my favorite sandals in half.
The next week he chewed another favorite sandal in half; not a pair.
I am out of sandals to wear now.
I taped one with electrical...

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Categories: brand spanking new, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry
New Dance
Getting along together
Dancing that same old dance
But you’ve forgotten the steps
So now what
Is this my new lot
You have changed
And I changed to be content 
with you
Working the dynamic 
Keeping up the merriment 
Breaking in the...

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Categories: brand spanking new, anniversary, boyfriend, dance, husband, romance, sad love,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things