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I Am a Bad Dog Mama Today

Our new dog Buddy chewed one of my favorite sandals in half.
The next week he chewed another favorite sandal in half; not a pair.
I am out of sandals to wear now.
I taped one with electrical tape but it did not last more than six steps.
I thought he had chewed up one of my brand spanking new shoes this morning.
I ranted and raved, screamed and yelled, I was a horrible puppy mama.
I did not hit, because I know what that feels like, but I was a terror.
My husband said he would clear off the top of the refrigerator
So I can start putting my shoes up there.
Handy huh?

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L Milton Hankins Date: 9/23/2021 5:49:00 PM I think that's a splendid idea. Also, may I suggest getting all of the shoes nobody likes and nobody wears and lay them where Buddy will find them. LOL Next, I say wear the pair of unmatched shoes, too, unless they are both for the same foot. In that case, give them to Buddy. WOW, he will be so pleased! Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 9/24/2021 1:06:00 AM I said to my husband give him the ones he has already chewed up and he won't. Not wanting to "teach" him to chew shoes. We don't have to teach him; he is teaching us.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 9/23/2021 4:10:00 PM haha. At least you got hubbie to do something for ya. This is cute. Thanks, Caren, for seeing my poetry the other day and for the fave! Login to Reply Caren Krutsinger Date: 9/24/2021 1:06:00 AM Thanks for the return visit Andrea