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Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust 

Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school, whereat everyone ran away from me with worse luck than Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, who kissed the girls and made them cry, when the girls came out

Categories: boogers, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse

Boogers

"You have to listen to my opinion."
"No I don't. Go away."
"But my opinion is highly informative."
"No it isn't. Don't care."
"I know so much more than you do."
"About your own boogers maybe."

Categories: boogers, funny, humor, men, political,
Form: Free verse

Scrounging For Boogers Wrought My Damn Nostrils Nearly To Bust

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust 

My humblest apology if the following account
doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine 
found further ostracization of me tantamount
being shipped off to  a leprosarium.

As a chronic gold digger in early grade school, 
specifically within nasal passages, I excelled at 
locating awesome gooey gems.

Categories: boogers, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Boogers To You

Boogers To You
by M. Griswold
012700

There's all kinds of boogers that come from your snotz
Depending on the weather is the form that you gotz
Also the shape of a nose and the size of the hole
Makes a difference when extracting in part or in whole

Now if you look at it this way or that way you just

Categories: boogers, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

The Minds of Mina and Eunice

Mi: Does God eat his boogers? 
Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers.
Mi: But I thought God could do anything.
Eu: Well he could eat his boogers but he just wouldn't.
Mi: So he does have boogers.
Eu: I don't know, I don't think God has boogers.
Mi: God can have anything he wants.
Eu: I don't think

Categories: boogers, funny, humor, mythology, philosophy,
Form: Prose Poetry

Boogers

Limericks by definition are supposed to be funny
They can also be serious when your nose is runny
Annoying as hell
All over your lapel
Hard to be serious, boogers are quite unbecoming

Categories: boogers, drug,
Form: Limerick

I'Ve Got Fingers On My Boogers

There's even a hardened discard of foul colored mucous on the tip of my thumb.
Nail bitter, straw chewer—
Germ phobic Venetian blind side peep is a 
Hippo sized discreet-ly… 
Snorting lies after lies... Seize him!
—As our slave driven worker—
-Or-
May assassination’s will render ill-justice in its many justified forms'; instance…
In plain sight, we can see you.
On the

Categories: boogers, holiday, humorous, imagery, irony,
Form: Light Verse

Boogers Doctor Seuss Style

Be it winter or summer more likely than not
my big nose can produce giant globs of green snot.

I use up the tissues a box at a time,
picking and blowing and wiping the slime

that dries in my nostrils like small crusty scabs
and I pull thwem out furry from the hairs that they grab.

But some are still

Categories: boogers, education, humorous, green,
Form: Rhyme

-unibrow and Boogers Madness-

unibrow spotted
watching her attentively 
so captivated
boogers so noticeable 
so nasty, should I tell her?





*Carolyn's unibrow
and Nikko's boogers
combined lol :)*



Contest: My Funniest Poem On The Soup
10th place

Categories: boogers, funny
Form: Tanka

Little Boogers

Little Boogers
Even the little ones can tell something isn't right.
They stick their finger in their nose and move it left and right.
And when they find exactly, what they are looking for.
Do they put it in their mouth, or flick it to the floor?

Categories: boogers, childhood, funny, giggle,
Form: Free verse