Boogers Poems - Poems about Boogers

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school, whereat everyone ran away from me with worse luck than Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, who kissed the girls and made them cry, when the girls came out...

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"You have to listen to my opinion." "No I don't. Go away." "But my opinion is highly informative." "No it isn't. Don't care." "I know so much more than you do." "About your own boogers maybe."...

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Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust My humblest apology if the following account doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine found further ostracization of me tantamount being shipped off to a leprosarium. As a chronic gold digger in early grade school, specifically within nasal passages, I excelled at locating awesome gooey gems....

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Boogers To You by M. Griswold 012700 There's all kinds of boogers that come from your snotz Depending on the weather is the form that you gotz Also the shape of a nose and the size of the hole Makes a difference when extracting in part or in whole Now if you look at it this way or that way you just...

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Mi: Does God eat his boogers? Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers. Mi: But I thought God could do anything. Eu: Well he could eat his boogers but he just wouldn't. Mi: So he does have boogers. Eu: I don't know, I don't think God has boogers. Mi: God can have anything he wants. Eu: I don't think...

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Limericks by definition are supposed to be funny They can also be serious when your nose is runny Annoying as hell All over your lapel Hard to be serious, boogers are quite unbecoming...

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There's even a hardened discard of foul colored mucous on the tip of my thumb. Nail bitter, straw chewer— Germ phobic Venetian blind side peep is a Hippo sized discreet-ly… Snorting lies after lies... Seize him! —As our slave driven worker— -Or- May assassination’s will render ill-justice in its many justified forms'; instance… In plain sight, we can see you. On the...

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Be it winter or summer more likely than not my big nose can produce giant globs of green snot. I use up the tissues a box at a time, picking and blowing and wiping the slime that dries in my nostrils like small crusty scabs and I pull thwem out furry from the hairs that they grab. But some are still...

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unibrow spotted watching her attentively so captivated boogers so noticeable so nasty, should I tell her? *Carolyn's unibrow and Nikko's boogers combined lol :)* Contest: My Funniest Poem On The Soup 10th place...

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Little Boogers Even the little ones can tell something isn't right. They stick their finger in their nose and move it left and right. And when they find exactly, what they are looking for. Do they put it in their mouth, or flick it to the floor?...

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