Boogers To You
Boogers To You
by M. Griswold
012700
There's all kinds of boogers that come from your snotz
Depending on the weather is the form that you gotz
Also the shape of a nose and the size of the hole
Makes a difference when extracting in part or in whole
Now if you look at it this way or that way you just gotta say
They are an irritation and create a blockage if they stay
Boogers are a nuisance that only get in the way
So ya gotta pluck'm out and flick'm away
There's little ones and soft ones but the big ones I dread
Those are the hefty ones that when pulled flatten your head
Then there's always those stringy boogers that intertwine
You feel their unraveling all the way through your mind
They stick to the hairs and are painful when plucked
Them dried pieces of snotz that are there to obstruct
Boogers itch your snout and sometimes hang about
Embarrassing you most when a friend points them out
Get rid of them all now, right this very moment
Before a friend makes some snide, rude comment
So, here's boogers to my friend in all the pick'n you do
And be sure to blow and wipe cleanly when you’re through
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