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The Minds of Mina and Eunice

Mi: Does God eat his boogers? Eu: No of course God doesn't eat his boogers. Mi: But I thought God could do anything. Eu: Well he could eat his boogers but he just wouldn't. Mi: So he does have boogers. Eu: I don't know, I don't think God has boogers. Mi: God can have anything he wants. Eu: I don't think he wants boogers. Mi: I don't think we can understand the mind of God. Eu: We can't. Mi: Maybe god is a booger. Eu: God's not a booger. Mi: But if God is all things, he's an all-knowing booger. Eu: Stop it. Mi: He's a wrathful all-knowing booger. Eu: I'm not talking to you anymore.

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