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Blow A Gasket Poems

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Premium Member Food From Other Cultures


Food from other cultures broaden our dining experience
A venturesome spirit leads to makes us totally delirious
Expands our horizons
Cravings do widen
Till we blow a gasket, to our drooling we're oblivious




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Categories: blow a gasket, culture,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member A Booger


Silliness doesn't run in my family, it gallops
If you wanna be slim like Bugs Bunny, eat raw carrots
Other stuff you can do
Sneezing? A calorie or two
So pick out that booger before you blow a gasket




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Categories: blow a gasket, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Haikus Are Delicious


Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump




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Categories: blow a gasket, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Haiku's Are Delicious


Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump




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Categories: blow a gasket, visionary,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Could Blow A Gasket


My energy level just recently got up and left
No matter what I'm doing, must take time for a rest
Else I'll blow a gasket
Wind up in a basket
Can always tell by the heaving of my chest




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Categories: blow a gasket, health,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member The Back Seat Of A Chevy


When I was teenboy, nothing else mattered
Than making out in the back of a Chevy
With a gorgeous young hottie with boobs to die for
Breathing became rather heavy

Now I'll try to behave coz the censors are watching
And your computers will probably...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, humor,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Moot Point - An Echo Poem
An Echo Poem by Lora Colon and Brian Johnston

I Do It For My Heart by Lora Colon

Each morning my heart and I talk, 
It asks me why he went away, 
Like a child that can't understand, 
It asks the same...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Threat Assessment
Not everyone who sees a “Wolf” is really in much danger
For lone wolves are quite shy and only show a woodsy face
Not everyone who feels alone is really such a stranger
To friends that seem to ‘disappear’ at times without a...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member You Coulda Walked


Not everyone's enamoured by my humour
At risk of my head being bopped
Say things in jest that are taken as serious
Chancing a punch in the chops

Like when I once said to a very large lady
Pressing two in the up elevator
“That's just...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Silly Silly Silly


It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Don't try it, you might blow a gasket
There's a bunch of other stuff you should know
Before they put you in a casket

Greece's anthem has over a hundred verses
The seventh inning must take forever
The...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, fun,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Noxious Noises
I must say that in my four score years I've done it all and seen it all,
But in the autumn of my life, noxious noises drive me up the wall!
I like the soothing sound of most music and birds trilling...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, funny, me, music, sound, autumn, me, music,
Form: Rhyme
Under Pressure
Here stands a man who's just about to blow a gasket,
he has far too much washing in his basket,
he never asked for such a load,
and he feels it's time to hit the road,
before he does something he regrets,
I wouldn't be...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, business, people, social, work,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member To My Brother
We were kids, we had our squabbles 
I'd have a fit, and run to tattle
A few disputes, a fib, a shout
Until mom would come to sort it out

Untangling kids she'd gladly strangle...
She'd send us off, to think, or pout

But you...Read More
Categories: blow a gasket, family, love, me,
Form: Narrative