Blow A Gasket Poems - Poems about Blow A Gasket

...A drag queen caused quite a disruption with her latest drag show production. While she sang with aplomb, the full show was a bomb. That's why she's called Eva Destruction. At the Elks Club, th......

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... It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open Don't try it, you might blow a gasket There's a bunch of other stuff you should know Before they put you in a casket Greece's anthem has ......

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...Not everyone's enamoured by my humour At risk of my head being bopped Say things in jest that are taken as serious Chancing of a punch in the chops Like when I once said to a very large......

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...Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump<>...

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...Food from other cultures broaden our dining experience A venturesome spirit leads to makes us totally delirious Expands our horizons Cravings do widen Till we blow a gasket, to our drooli......

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...Silliness doesn't run in my family, it gallops If you wanna be slim like Bugs Bunny, eat raw carrots Other stuff you can do Sneezing? A calorie or two So pick out that booger before you b......

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...Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump<>...

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...Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump<>...

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...My energy level just recently got up and left No matter what I'm doing, must take time for a rest Else I'll blow a gasket Wind up in a basket Can always tell by the heaving of my chest<>...

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...When I was teenboy, nothing else mattered Than making out in the back of a Chevy With a gorgeous young hottie with boobs to die for Breathing became rather heavy Now I'll try to behave ......

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...An Echo Poem by Lora Colon and Brian Johnston I Do It For My Heart by Lora Colon Each morning my heart and I talk, It asks me why he went away, Like a child that can't understand, ......

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...Not everyone who sees a “Wolf” is really in much danger For lone wolves are quite shy and only show a woodsy face Not everyone who feels alone is really such a stranger To friends that seem to ‘di......

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...Not everyone's enamoured by my humour At risk of my head being bopped Say things in jest that are taken as serious Chancing a punch in the chops Like when I once said to a very large lady Pr......

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...It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open Don't try it, you might blow a gasket There's a bunch of other stuff you should know Before they put you in a casket Greece's anthem has over a ......

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...I must say that in my four score years I've done it all and seen it all, But in the autumn of my life, noxious noises drive me up the wall! I like the soothing sound of most music and birds trillin......

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