Best Blow A Gasket Poems

My energy level just recently got up and left
No matter what I'm doing, must take time for a rest
Else I'll blow a gasket
Wind up in...

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Silliness doesn't run in my family, it gallops
If you wanna be slim like Bugs Bunny, eat raw carrots
Other stuff you can do
Sneezing? A calorie or...

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Here stands a man who's just about to blow a gasket,
he has far too much washing in his basket,
he never asked for such a load,
and...

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When I was teenboy, nothing else mattered
Than making out in the back of a Chevy
With a gorgeous young hottie with boobs to die for
Breathing became...

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It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Don't try it, you might blow a gasket
There's a bunch of other stuff you should know
Before they put...

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An Echo Poem by Lora Colon and Brian Johnston

I Do It For My Heart by Lora Colon

Each morning my heart and I talk, 
It asks...

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I must say that in my four score years I've done it all and seen it all,
But in the autumn of my life, noxious noises...

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We were kids, we had our squabbles 
I'd have a fit, and run to tattle
A few disputes, a fib, a shout
Until mom would come to...

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Not everyone who sees a “Wolf” is really in much danger
For lone wolves are quite shy and only show a woodsy face
Not everyone who feels...

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Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying...

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Not everyone's enamoured by my humour
At risk of my head being bopped
Say things in jest that are taken as serious
Chancing a punch in the chops

Like...

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Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying...

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Food from other cultures broaden our dining experience
A venturesome spirit leads to makes us totally delirious
Expands our horizons
Cravings do widen
Till we blow a gasket, to...

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Not everyone's enamoured by my humour
At risk of my head being bopped
Say things in jest that are taken as serious
Chancing of a punch in the...

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Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying...

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