Short Blow A Gasket Poems
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Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch
With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch
Goes right to my basket
At times blow a gasket
I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
My energy level just recently got up and left
No matter what I'm doing, must take time for a rest
Else I'll blow a gasket
Wind up in a basket
Can always tell by the heaving of my chest
Silliness doesn't run in my family, it gallops
If you wanna be slim like Bugs Bunny, eat raw carrots
Other stuff you can do
Sneezing? A calorie or two
So pick out that booger before you blow a gasket
Food from other cultures broaden our dining experience
A venturesome spirit leads to makes us totally delirious
Expands our horizons
Cravings do widen
Till we blow a gasket, to our drooling we're oblivious
A drag queen caused quite a disruption
with her latest drag show production.
While she sang with aplomb,
the full show was a bomb.
That's why she's called Eva Destruction.
At the Elks Club, the men blow a gasket
when they see the act for the Grand Banquet.
Her singing is so fine
and her dance is divine.
She's a drag queen: Helena Handbasket.