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Short Blow A Gasket Poems

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Premium Member Haiku's Are Delicious
Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
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Categories: blow a gasket, visionary,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Haikus Are Delicious
Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
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Categories: blow a gasket, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Haikus Are Delicious
Haiku's are delicious, I eat 'em for lunch With a side of guacamole to combat the crunch Goes right to my basket At times blow a gasket I'm trying to get rid of this extra big lump
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Categories: blow a gasket, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Could Blow a Gasket
My energy level just recently got up and left No matter what I'm doing, must take time for a rest Else I'll blow a gasket Wind up in a basket Can always tell by the heaving of my chest
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Categories: blow a gasket, health,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Booger
Silliness doesn't run in my family, it gallops If you wanna be slim like Bugs Bunny, eat raw carrots Other stuff you can do Sneezing? A calorie or two So pick out that booger before you blow a gasket
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Categories: blow a gasket, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Food From Other Cultures
Food from other cultures broaden our dining experience A venturesome spirit leads to makes us totally delirious Expands our horizons Cravings do widen Till we blow a gasket, to our drooling we're oblivious
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Categories: blow a gasket, culture,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Drag Queen Theatrics
A drag queen caused quite a disruption
with her latest drag show production.
While she sang with aplomb,
the full show was a bomb.
That's why she's called Eva Destruction.

At the Elks Club, the men blow a gasket
when they see the act for the Grand Banquet.
Her singing is so fine
and her dance is divine.
She's a drag queen: Helena Handbasket....

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Categories: blow a gasket, humor,
Form: Limerick

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