Blind As A Bat Poems - Poems about Blind As A Bat

...there once was a man named Clark who was blind as a bat in the dark one night he went outside to pee leaned up against a tree and failed to leave his mark ......

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...Hey, guess what I discovered. It's really a gas, the most extraordinary kind of magical glass. I gazed at it this morning, and what did I see, but the funniest guy, who looked nothing like me. ......

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...In the 1970s early two contractors worked around Southern 'New South Wales' and Gundagai town.' Stationed at the riverside park, at the rear of a garage With pit and pumps all as part, now Tom and......

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...Eye cannot envision not wearing glasses Ever since second grade an ever stronger prescription for nearsightedness donned my countenance, cuz myopia (inherited courtesy both parents) rendered m......

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...On being emotionally bankrupt Sentient beings distraught psyche rent asunder courtesy false accusations heated words exchanged like gunfire pox upon the house of Deborah Hunter, a vicious vin......

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...Booby trapped within apartment unit b44 Circa August 18th, 2021 three bajillion years ago to date, nevertheless I count blessings, so please do not hashtag me as worse than an ingrate or o......

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...You claim I am equal to you, and you to me Are you blind as a bat? Can't you see? You're a man from your head to your toe I'm a girl, now a woman, from the very get-go A man's muscl......

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...Failure fault and foresight Everything I can't forget Anxious days and sleepless nights Everything that I regret I've forced myself degenerated Through relentless stinging wind From angst and g......

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...Excuse me; I can't hear you My batteries must be flat I am not sure I have my hearing aid in As I am as blind as a bat What did you say? Feel Feel? that won't do any good I would have done tha......

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...Blind as a bat they used to say as she rode her bike this way and that. I did Love her thick coke bottle glasses and the way she hunched her back when she Incited to drive ......

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...Why do you still chat With that Common Rats? As blind as A Bat; A Gathering Fat? Yes, I’m dead upset And for Bad Fight set. Would for A Gossip Who lets his lips slip Where had Poor Chloe......

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...Must see an optometrist next week Not saying I'm blind as a bat, but bats see better The tiny type on TV... forget it Don't know why they bother Might as well be greek as far as I'm conce......

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...Pinocchio found a girl She put his heart in a whirl He met her near a wishing well His love of her he must tell The trouble was she wasn't real He could relate to her ordeal She was carved, as ......

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...I shudder to think of Mr. Magoo He got himself in an awful stew Blind as a bat, Fell in a vat Sadly, it was a cauldron of glue. written October 6, 2021......

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...Lemme titillate thee regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks read out loud to experience where dangerfield lurks twenty five years a husband unknown marital perks bachelorhood to die f......

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