Short Blind As A Bat Poems

Smut old tom cat
Blind as a bat
incontinent as a baby
Casanova, maybe?

Gentle smooth lover
Naps over and over!...

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ican't see you
am so blue
and feeling sad
very bad
here's way it at
am blind as a bat
 but smart as a cat
LETS
CHAT...

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you say this and that
here's way its at
am blind as a bat
got to see facts
put talking on the rack
you see you got oo
let it be 
and
SHOW ME...

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some say this and that
blind as a bat
dumb as a rat
as it stand
its been from hand to hand
who owns this wide can
THIS IS THE
LORDS LAND...

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there once was a man named Clark
who was blind as a bat in the dark
one night he went outside to pee
leaned up against a tree
and failed to leave his mark
...

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you see this  and that
don't be like a rat
or blind as a bat
stop nad chat
ask  why or try
to give a hand make a stand
don't aor jumping buhhy
LIFES NOT FUNNY...

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i can't see you
you still one of a few
that say what i won't hear
thats why i call you dear
you make me so aware
tho am blind as a bat
 to tthis and that
LETS CHAT...

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She blocks out the sun it's as plain as that
A total eclipse with infinite fat
The darkness comes at noon
That's when we see her moon
Her mom has made me as blind as a bat...

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They teach, "Curiosity killed the cat"
Is there a good explanation for that?
   In school don't ask questions
   Don't dare make suggestions
Live your life just as blind as a bat....

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I shudder to think of Mr. Magoo
He got himself in an awful stew
Blind as a bat,
Fell in a vat
Sadly, it was a cauldron of glue. 

written October 6, 2021...

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this is not a dream
these love team
in house
chases mouse
other or blind as  a bat
thats the rat
some have around like  a hog
 love to roll log 
they come small anf fat
the
DOG RAT AND CAT...

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I've got butterflies in my stomach,
A frog in my throat,
Cat's got my tongue,
And someone's got my goat.

I'm as sly as a fox,
But as blind as a bat.
I'm as silly as a goose.
Now what do you think of that?...

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when we have this, we then want that
begging for more, passing the hat
stagnating in this earth life dream
bemused by illusions that stream
dead man walking, blind as a bat

19-July-2021...

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Trapped like a mouse!
Squished like a bug!
Stuck like glue.  Eeeew!
Scared stiff like a deer caught in the head lights!
Shaking like a leaf.
Sick as a dog.
Dumb as a doorknob.
Blind as a bat.
Mad as hell!

One thing I'm not lately is,
sleeping like a baby!...

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Blind as a bat
                                                  Blind as a bee
                                                   I'm not sure
                                              I'm virgin and pure
                                              Tonight you can see....

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Pinocchio found a girl
She put his heart in a whirl
He met her near a wishing well
His love of her he must tell
The trouble was she wasn't real
He could relate to her ordeal
She was carved, as was he
He blurted "Wood you marry me?"
But deaf and mute, blind as a bat
She answered not, and that was that...

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Old Man Lee
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 There was an old fella named Lee
 Who was blind as a bat you see
 He stayed out late
 Brought home a date
 A lovely blond named Sheree

 The neighbors did show surprise
 That  he brought back such a prize
 Twas a little blue pill
 That gave him the thrills
 To the occasion he must rise

 4/27/17...

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As blind as a bat,
as brave as a lion,
and stupid as a goat.

As busy as a bee,
as fat as a pig,
and happy as a king.

As strong as  a lion,
as heavy as a load,
and rude as fool.

As black as coal,
as cold as ice,
and white as snow.

As hot as fire,
as green as  grass,
and sweetly as juice.

All in all,
makes one thing,
common in life....

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Why do you still chat 
With that Common Rats?
As blind as A Bat;
A Gathering Fat?


Yes, I’m dead upset
And for Bad Fight set.
Would for A Gossip
Who lets his lips slip
Where had Poor Chloe stashed
The money she cashed
That could widen eyes
And trigger Wish Cries…

I know A Callow:
At theft who’s shallow;
The idea A Brow
Would never allow....

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I’m mean ....... I’m too nice
I talk to much ..... I’m shy enough
I like this ....... I don't like that 
I’m too tall ...... I’m blind as a bat
I do what I like ...... I like what I do 
My hair is long ...... I don’t need you
I look like a mexican ...... My age is mistaken
I need more patients, I wear too much fragrance 
After all, I am what I am 
because of who I am...

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Failure fault and foresight
Everything I can't forget
Anxious days and sleepless nights
Everything that I regret
I've forced myself degenerated
Through relentless stinging wind
From angst and guilt
To acceptance and hope - the gap I must transcend
What kept me there
In pits of dispair
It comes as no surprise
I'll be blind as a bat
Bathing in black
Until I open my eyes...

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You claim I am equal to you, and you to me
    Are you blind as a bat? Can't you see?
  You're a man from your head to your toe
    I'm a girl, now a woman, from the very get-go

  A man's muscles ripple under your clothes
    Even you suspect what every sane person knows 
  It will never be fair, just because you think you're female
    that we non-trans women athletes are left to fail...

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I once had a boyfriend called Matt
Whose cheeks were incredibly fat!
He had warts on his nose
And gargantuan toes;
Well they say love’s as blind as a bat!

As for Jimmy, I gave him the boot
Though to wed me he was resolute.
But they say that a lad
Will turn into his Dad
And his Dad was as bald as a coot!



'Any animal or creature limerick contest'

 sponsored by Charles Messina


31/08/18...

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She’s as pretty as a picture
And as quiet as a mouse.
He’s as blind as a bat
And as fat as a house.

She’s as stubborn as a mule
And as sly as a fox.
He’s as wise as an owl
And as strong as an ox.

She’s as skinny as a toothpick
And as slow as a snail.
He’s as sharp as a tack
And as large as a whale.

I could keep this up forever
But you know what they say:
Nothing ruins someone’s writing
Like an overused cliché!...

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There is a certain sad quality
To the overwhelming sensitivity
With which offers much reality
Of course then subsequently
Causing hurt feelings with cruelty
Emitting out such animousity
Against a soul with such frailty
Will cause a certain casualty
With winners left behind spiritually
Cold as a stone internally
And blind as a bat visually
While the fragile soul will soar endlessly
Far, far away from all the negativity...

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