Funny Bio Poems | Examples
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What happened to the funny man
that insecure comedian
O, not done, he carries on
transcendent verse, his latest con
Chetta is the nom de plume
of a brassy, classy, sassy, and a little bit trashy
sister of the summer sun,
she's a lover of sugar and spice and everything nice;
feels sunny, funny, and a little poetic,
but fears the wrong word, the wrong rhyme and the typo;
her dream is to see the world in peace, children in laughter,
and all the people in love with each other~
Chetta lives in the city of wonder in the state of creation
where she always knows the Achara is blooming...
...then will be delighted to see
the lights of eternity,
and the daughters she imagined
awaiting her in heaven.
Leaping Lizard™ was
a frog that jump the high hurdles
while Paul Pollywog™ swims and wiggles
...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
to jump with he juz spits, sips and giggles...
12/11/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2023©
Maurice.
Intense, passionate, funny, shy.
Brother of Rene, Marcelle and Charles.
Lover of my two daughters, all life especially simple folk and
anything or anyone that hurts, women and nature equally.
Who feels all pains, all joys, butterflies in my tummy.
Who fears unbending authority, any harm coming to my daughters, corrupt world leaders (any level of corruption regardless how minute).
Who would like to see Casablanca in the sunlight, Paris in the moonlight, Prague anytime of the day.
Resident of Planet Earth where I was created before there were any borders my small piece is contained on a place called The Greater Toronto Area, Ontario,Canada.
Yvonne.
14~10~2014
Barbara Jean
Funny, friendly, bashful and sometimes bone-headed
Little sister of Dr. Daniel Merrill
Lover of the written word, my grandchildren and the natural world
I feel wonder at new life, love for my friends, and confusion with math
Afraid for the environment, abused women and children, and afraid of snakes
I would like to see Machu Picchu, my mothers's face once more and The Giants win the World Series
Resident of Vacaville, Ca
Gorelick
"Joe Willie Namath"
Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.
Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and hissed.
*For P.D.'S Clerihew Contest.
Leonora
I am a loyal, loving, caring and responsible friend and sister
The only daughter of my loving parents , Manuela and deceased father Leonilo
Lover of poetry, arts (portraits and painting) and playing piano
Who feels alone, exhausted and so bored
Who fears loss of love, loss of life and snake is the most
Who would like to see different countries, future kids and great poets on
poetry soup
A proud resident of Candon which is not a boarder of Canada and London
Galinta
written: Oct. 1,2012
First Place
Contest: Life These Days Poem
Judged:
Sponsor: Poet Carol Sunshine Brown
Barbara
Funny, empathetic, introspective and shy
Daughter of Dick and Mollie
Lover of babies, music and ice cream
Saddened by abuse, disabilities and hunger
Afraid of snakes, porta- potties and a lingering death
Would love to see Paris, Rebirth of a strong America and my parents once more
Live in the Golden State, California
Gorelick
There was a naughty girl.
And a naughty girl was she.
For nothing would she do
but try to stop the sea.
She’d push it with her hands.
She’d stomp it with her feet.
She scream down the pulling moon.
Kick sand castles in retreat.
The was a naughty girl.
Who railed at her mother.
Often this feisty pipsqueak
would even pop her brother.
She’d take the teachers all to task.
She’d give the priest a sermon.
She’d back the bullies down the street.
They’d see who would be learnin’
It seems, she wasn’t naughty.
It seems, she was just free,
free in all the broadest sense
is what she wished to be!
Nose pressed flat upto the glass,
Pockets tinkling full of brass;
Oblong jars,row on row
Candy -filled,to over flow.
Mintoes,chews and Pontefract cakes,
Limes and milk chocolate flakes;
Jelly beans and sweet love-hearts,
A few of each ,just to start.
Toffee whirls and butterscotch,
Long liquorice laces,all top-notch;
Aniseed balls,French bonbons,
Available now without coupons.
Sugared almonds and white mice,
Vanilla fudge,a penny a slice!
Just for starters a chocolate ice,
As it's going at half-price.
Barley sugar and a sherbert straw,
The shop bell tinkles as I close the door;
Is that th time! I'll have to skate,
Back into school,I can't be late.
Into
The thicket 'midst
Carpets of blue bell hue-
Hoping the horse didn't loose
A shoe.