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Funny Bio Poems

These Funny Bio poems are examples of Bio poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Bio Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-
Leaping Lizard™ was
 a frog that jump the high hurdles

while Paul Pollywog™  swims and wiggles
 ...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
 to...

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Categories: analogy, celebrity, character, cute,



The Fam
Mu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.

My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.

My brother Steve
played...

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Categories: 12th grade, art, family,

Iz James Illiterate
.
   Type these questions(vide infra, exactly...you'll be entertained) on Google(no dictionary.com) simply type in on Google's 'search bar' mine fellows...why for instance; try...

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Categories: analogy,

Premium Member More of It
My half thought thoughts right now are of how funny nonsense is
It's so delightful - the joyfulest joy
You don't have to be knowledgeable to play
It's...

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Categories: art,

Sum Thing Specail
231: two minutes, thirty one seconds divided 2038
From be a perfect 365 days. Curses in evening where the
warmth of summers mind me. The sun centers...

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Categories: business, film, food, hip



Sum Thing Specail
231: two minutes, thirty one seconds divided 2038
From be a perfect 365 days. Curses in evening where the
warmth of summers mind me. The sun centers...

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Categories: business, film, food, hip

Sum Thing Specail
231: two minutes, thirty one seconds divided 2038
From be a perfect 365 days. Curses in evening where the
warmth of summers mind me. The sun centers...

Read More
Categories: business, film, food, hip

Sum Thing Specail
231: two minutes, thirty one seconds divided 2038
From be a perfect 365 days. Curses in evening where the
warmth of summers mind me. The sun centers...

Read More
Categories: business, film, food, hip

Sum Thing Specail
231: two minutes, thirty one seconds divided 2038
From be a perfect 365 days. Curses in evening where the
warmth of summers mind me. The sun centers...

Read More
Categories: business, film, food, hip

I Messed Up
Sometimes I get muddled
A little confused and mixed up
I come out with funny things
and make everyone crack up

My workmate spent thousands on IVF
I was explaining...

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Categories: cheer up, funny, giggle,

I Was a Holistic Therapist
I was a Holistic Therapist
with oils and creams galore.
most clients were lovely
but some you had to ignore.
One came asking for 'extras'
which i answered with a...

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Categories: cheer up, funny, humorous,

Being United
It's funny, you live a life and the one who breathes that life into you, both seem too good to be true....

I was born in...

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Categories: 12th grade, god,

Joker
They unpacked the deck of cards
Counted and took out some cards
Extra care made them to recount
A strange card again out of game. 
  ...

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Categories: conflict, heartbroken, humor, introspection,

Premium Member My Bio Poem
Andrea,
a woman considerate and kind, mellow, down to earth, and fun-loving,
she loves to use her mind.
Thefore, scrubbing on her knees, this gal you’ll never find!
Sisters...

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Categories: poetess,

Premium Member Bio Bits
Margarita, one multitasking mom,
Tequila on an island  is my calm,
My 3 girls  grew up fast against my will,
Gracing me so with grandma’s novel...

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Categories: identity,


Book: Shattered Sighs