Ole Clammitiens Words

Fee-got sew high I say Man they tryna hem me so I can't ah-ford nuttin. I spent ah day in Allen Acres Bay'd em breakfast in e sand anna I installo de cmaera sercur'ems for de peep-lez. I say ya'll use dez thangs to set up quotin the 1933 security act to create a stage between tensionated peeplez. ya'll make fussy and nem auge. I put a plate of cookies on the table and fan'd the amora toward the weight watchers camp don't I expect the to see the wihhling dieters comin ov'r de fence? Zirpossa? Nah dat aint ritw no! Caul Musky ya'll hearez us say! Man told me put the camera on my brand new McCormick tractor I laughed sounded all funny with his ole north accent. I say: man ya'll be plowin and diskin why ya'll knead ah-ruh camera? Told me the rowes of hoes only the wife know's. I say yes sir@! Yes sir! Ya'll might be encitin ah roit!