Biggie Poems | Examples

the internet is down

the internet is down
no biggie
I think I’ll watch TV
ha!
That isn’t happening

I thought I could type a poem on the computer
Wrong
Word says
Cannot save, check your internet settings

I do not have to check
I know
the internet is down

Creating today

I drew out seven canvases today
no biggie for me
I am a cartoonist
my tunes draw themselves
I hold onto the pencil
where they come from I do not know
They are as automatic as my poems
they are as automatic as my poems
poems I do not recognize in a week
or sometimes by the end of the same day I wrote them
My muses amuse themselves daily
doing what they do when they want how they want
without direction or input from me
a bit of proof that my right brain and left brain do not communicate
each one prancing independently

Taking Electricity for Granted

we just lost power
no biggie
I’ll fix something to eat
maybe not
unless I want cold food

I could type up some poems
If my computer would work, but it won’t without power
the refrigerator is out, the oven is out, the TVs are out
the internet is out, the power tools are out

Our cars are stuck in the garage
I just put the doors down before the electricity died
Electricity is something I take for granted
Until it goes out
Then I appreciate it until it comes back on
when I can take it for granted again.

Peep Game

What’s Your Name, What’s Your Sign?"
I thought that was just a Biggie line.
Then I learned me and Dogs don’t relate 
That’s for all you '82s and '94s, check the date.

Big heart thats no biggie
peep game 
my words also carry weight,
I speak with purpose never fake.
A man of many skills, no doubt,
But cooking? Nah I’d rather eat out

Speaking of cats.
Not a fan, 
Toss the litter, let it go,
Watch your spirit lift and your whole face glow.

Having it our way

We want ICE
   with our McCoffee
And some fries
   with that biggie sized McBusted.
And don't forget
   the musta'ad!

by Martin Braun
1/27/2025

Big Daddy Don is back in the house!
   And... he... brought... his... switch!
It's time to ditch!

Diddy Had It Done To Him Like Epstein Did As Well

Diddy said he didn’t do what many say he did 
but Diddy’s only famous for he knows the talented 
if Biggie wasn’t shot Diddy would not have had a hit 
but Diddy put the hit on Biggie that is why he did 

Though he had the power he never had the skill 
paying all that money for somebody else to kill 
the competition that went missing when the spot was failed 
by Bad Boy Records never special Diddy died a jailed

do something fun every day

I think I am nineteen some days, twelve others.
Seventy is no biggie, but if I had my druthers…
I would not have arthritis in both of my knees.
I tell my daughters to grab everything that they sees.
With gusto and enthusiasm for they may fall apart.
They think I am kidding, but being seventy is an art.
Keep your positivity and do something fun every day.
Who knows how long you have to be merry and gay.
The trick is to live ever moment with pizzazz.
dance in the chorus line of life with razz-a-ma-tazz.

The one fault

See I never see it as fault
She eats in bed
English quite a hurdle for a Scot
but even the eating in bed
makes me s…………………,,,, e
………………m……………..l
………………………..I
English
Yeah I said it twice quite a biggie
She’s perfectly obscure
The crumbs in the crease where her lips lay
Even the persistent serial killer docs
As in documentary
Not as in Serial killer doctors
Or a serial killer who kills doctors
Personally I think she is looking for tips
in case I piss her off
Jokes on her
I never will

A 1 And a freedom flying core?

Are their twenty pilots?? In Australia now.? Un-jabbed
Heros.? Well anyhow.! Give me the lenght of a winfield
Ciggie..? To elbourate on what could be a pretty biggie..Good
Move? Or deal..So to put it..' For my homeland i watched
Streched beyond any limits.! Yet back on track cause we'll
Never quit.' some news for 
klause harani; and other w e f
Sh!!ts.) Why not charter some planes? For internal rides
Like good old T A A..! boy' they made some strides'
I'll always remember the red intials so bold.' They are an
Icon to me still' the memory holds.) So mates of Hoody'
What say you.? True blue Aussies!! Is this game for you?
One life on earth, will you choose to fly freedoms message
In those expansive skies? To Make it known you stood to
Loose.? Or gain? a nation back again' I ask! you choose?? I see
Such a group, can turn it round, in just a few marsupial
Bounds ! Be like Houges ' who painted the steels yet
Climbed to the stars.' Raise up a nation to how it should
Deal' with life and any challenge, i implore you! To Rally round
Get some spring in yourselves.' And like red roo's you'll be
Off the ground!!

Newest Addition

The newest addition to my family
My bro-in-law christened him Milo
Another named him Jimmy
He’s more like a Chuckie
to me—driving me loco
The greenest eyes
He’s pretty lucky
He loves pink salmon 
and playing catch
with crumpled paper I toss,
the unwanted poems I scratch
Biggie (aka) needs weight loss
I tumbled as I stepped over him,
A simple little thing
By eliminating gravy ‘til he gets slim
Pet adopting
It’s what the New Year will bring

my angry teeth

When I was a child I ate icicles
I broke some teeth.
No biggie.

When I was young I ate peanut brittle.
I ate ribbon candy.
I ate hard rock candy.

I thought I would have teeth forever.
I have a few left.
They are jagged and angry.

I don’t blame them.

Missing Black Cat Reward

Sweet loving one you superstitiously don’t wanna cross 
Black cat 
Black cat
my cat is missing 
where art thou 
did u have enough 
did you dart out
did you cross any paths 
Black cat
Black cat
don’t be afraid if you left
Curious George 
Holy Ghost a plus
Your dirty dog needs a bath
Black cat
no biggie 
7 years filled full
Black cat 
Black cat 
where art thou
if you left 
darted out
and had enough 
Black cat
Black cat
Please come back 
I’ve looked all over 
If you’re lost
Go easy on them
for those who know
bright green sometimes turns to red
come back 
come back
I’d be tough doing 2
not to mention all 7
Black cat crossing 
If you see her let me know 
Olive her eyes are full

Time Kicked Me In the Back

Time took a running start and kicked me in the back
Breaking my C-2 Vertebrae. No biggie.
I have had worse. I take a swig on my cig.
Neck brace? Sure. Why not?

Time slams a Chevy into the back of my car.
Breaking numbers six and seven in my back.
Time is kicking my ass this month I guess.
Luckily, my neck is already broken, so win-win for me.

Time gives me osteoporosis and shingles.
Two things I never realized I needed.
The benefits and joys of being seventy.
Come get me time. Give me your next best shot.

Fixing Art

Framed art
On the wall
I see a mistake
Take it down and redo it
Glad I am a painter

Feel sorry for non-painters today
Fixing art is no biggie for me.
Wouldn’t she look better in a red dress?
I take the next piece of art down
And run with it to my studio

Biggie Bug Loves Herself Well

I am so pretty, it is crazy, Biggie Bug thought.
Feeling sure she would be wildly wooed, hunted and sought.
Her pink was gorgeous, her purple and lavender divine.
Self-promoted and puffed, she felt supremely sublime.

Flaunted her beauty in everyone’s interested face.
She is beautiful, they agreed, but has so little grace.
She could not keep a job, she was such a distraction.
Finally joined the circus, was flea ring’s star attraction.

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