Best Zip It Poems

I wish we all had a body with a zip
For when we need a replacement hip
The body is unzipped to replace a new part
A liver or kidney, a lung or new heart
Bones are removed and replaced as required 
No need for traction or bones that...

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Conversed with one who talked gobbledygook,
his mouth overflowed like a babbling brook,
so while his words don't impress
I had to escape this mess...
Excuse me, your fly is undone - just look!...

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Staying silenced is okay.
Staying out of it is okay.

But if you read and see someone insult another.
Why do you not say something against it?
Is your mouth zipped?
I will never understand these people.
Are you scared of people not liking you?
I am quiet too, 
But not when...

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