Best Zip It Poems

I wish we all had a body with a zip
For when we need a replacement hip
The body is unzipped to replace a new part
A liver...

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Conversed with one who talked gobbledygook,
his mouth overflowed like a babbling brook,
so while his words don't impress
I had to escape this mess...
Excuse me, your fly...

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Old blabber mouth gets on my wick
His attitude makes me quite sick
He plays to the crowd 
Is brash and so loud 
My husband thinks he's...

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Nothing is ever black and white, 

Definitely,
...I think.

Who am I to speak - zip it...
...
...for now. 

I'm not going to lose my head over it.

Well...

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Arise, Align, Acclimate,
Beautify, Captivate, 

Dare to Dance, Demonstrate,
Energize, Elevate.

Fancy, Flower, Feminize,
Glitter, Glow, Girlify.

Harmonize, Initiate,
Jazzy up, Jubilate.

Knock'er down, Keep'er up,
Kiss it off, Light it up.

Mama'tize, Motivate,
Naughty,...

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    THE GUINEA BOOK-PIG

At four she was a guinea pig
For a rising college geek
‘Cause the kid was talkative
Perfect brain to take a...

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Years ago, I would have acted differently.
Full of emotion, of energy, of life.
But now I hold back. I avoid that which may hurt me.
The old...

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Laws are made by Congress for public
Public suffer by virtue of its click
Law maker keep loopholes
As they don’t have souls
Claim to be more than equal...

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From the gate of the zip it sure will poke
cos a bare in gown saps all aeration
this jinx of self made lust isn’t a joke
fine...

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Adrielle, sweet as can be, run and play
Bathe in sticky bubbles another day
Cascade ceaselessly, let us know you're here
Dream so wondrously then show us the...

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The bell tips,  it's a fire
Drop it all and leave it there
Peoples lives depend on us
There's no more we need discuss
Slide the pole or...

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As much as I don’t like to pack,
You’d think that after coming back
I’d simply do things in reverse,
But emptying is almost worse.

The dirty stuff goes...

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Alphabet poems are sometimes called, “a,b,c” poems.
But that is incorrect because a.b.c. poems only have 25 words in them.
Commonly, that mistake is made because the...

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Skin of innocence
adultery in a garden of villages. 
Where plants preach nature in pollution,
 lovingly clashing colors
. coffins laid in  mirrors. 
My unveiling in...

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If I win, I will put my bikini in my bin, I will go for to romp promptly.
If I fly to my gritty city, I...

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All the times i have called you,
But it seemed that you didn't hear,,
Call it silence or deafness,
Delete the mindset of me being yours,,
Either you leave...

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is it just a four letter word 
or is it just sumthing that should always be heard
day after day I hear it 
people who don't...

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Lay your head down to rest on the desk of sooth stones and mild rock formations and I will caress your eyelids to veil your...

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I'm a poet
And I know it
I don't show it
I won't blow it
 
It's a secret
You're gonna keep it
You're gonna zip it
Or someone'll know these lyrics
And...

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there once was an aardvark with quite a tongue
he has used it well since he was young
zip it here
and zap it there
many a poor ant...

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Sheba was a bird brain – a dumb bunny for sure.
She had no idea she was a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.
Not the blonde, over-glamorized,...

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