Best Wham Poems

You said you wanted a slam
So here it goes
You're going to feel it stinging 
from your head to toes
A wham, bam, thank you ma'am
A sinister...

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The Girl with the Brand New Toothbrush

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    For the girl with the brand new toothbrush
   ...

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The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Bread
Billy Joel and The Grateful Dead

Suzie Quatro, Wham! Kate Bush
Elton John, Yes, Kiss and Rush

Aerosmith, The Eagles, War
Dolly Parton, Sandie...

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Check the slam between P.D. and Green
Bunch of Girls trying to act all mean.
One question to Green your rap sounds like you wiped it on...

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15/04/2018. Slam Time Man


Im only a novice at this Slam style man,
So I’m gonna go hard on your so called Jam
Your slow n sloppy style...

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Forgive me as I excuse myself
I didn’t mean to bump into your shelf
It wasn’t really what I intended
I am just bruised and the shelf can...

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How's your dear old ticker ticking
When's the last time you had it checked
If it's been a while then get right to it
Better safe than sorry...

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We have designated drivers and designated hitters
But where are the designated cowboys? 
The designated artists?
The designated illustrators? 
The designated astronauts?  
The designated dancers?

Who decides?
Is...

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He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame

The men folk thought...

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When meeting that special someone
There's no doubt in your searching mind
You can sense it, this is surely the one
It's a feeling like no other kind

Suddenly...

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Sonnets XCVIII-CII

Willy Nilly
by Michael R. Burch

for the Demiurge aka Yahweh/Jehovah 

Isn’t it silly, Willy Nilly?
You made the stallion,
you made the filly,
and now they sleep
in the...

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My sweet mother of pearl struck a ruby eyed reef. 
Then quickly sank into the deep, just shy of the cay of life. 
Don't remember...

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Some pro's and con's of being connected to virtual reality

Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery
or any other contemporary dwarf man
regarding countless less well known dwarves
(that...

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ZAP

POW

Intrinsic

Inside news beyond
Hopes dashed
No pieces left
For times elbow
Holds no crutch

Singularity

ZIP

BAM

Congruent

Feelings enmeshed
Scrounged within
The numbness subsides
Leaving delight
Past the darkest night

Pulsar

WACK

TING

Livid

Singed to the bone
Being lost
Without deaths glow
But hope...

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Hard to believe I'm slowing down

Never thought this day would ever come

Merrily cruising along

Oblivious to all the small changes

Suddenly I'm forgetting things

Or how to do...

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