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P.D. Vs Amy- Slam, Bam Thank You Ma'Am

You said you wanted a slam
So here it goes
You're going to feel it stinging 
from your head to toes
A wham, bam, thank you ma'am
A sinister soul I am
I took to you
and quite so soon
I gotta make you unglued.

You're famous, you're a PS tart
and I do mean that
from the bottom of my heart-
But it's about time you got a taste
of your own medicine and male hitting disgrace
And I will scream this in your face!

Oh how right you were
and I must concur-
That this slamming crap is fun-
but your words will all be a blur.
So tap -tap you're next,
Don't worry, I like you too much to hex
but not enough to have...

So get with it, little bit-
waiting on you to get a clue
Send me your slam-
And we'll see who wins the GLAM!


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Billy Thekidster

Date: 6/19/2010 1:30:00 PM

Oh Crap! Two Great Women I've Grown To Love In A SLAM Catfight! You know what catfights do to us guys? Let this game never end! Let's get with the SLAM catfight! Let's Begin! $100.00 to the first Slam babe who slams the other's top off!...hell, make it $500.00....sitting on edge of seat, so confused, Love both these gals. Kidster (Multiple Soup Mail's a commin)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 6/19/2010 1:26:00 PM

oh, my Amy, this is a LITTLE bit of a slam, but gosh, it was your fist time, so what does Chris expect. haha. You had some fun rhyming in it. I enjoyed. Luv, Andrea

Royal Trevino

Date: 6/19/2010 10:34:00 AM

oh I like this game, so fun =(^.^)=Royal

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

Date: 6/18/2010 8:26:00 PM

enjoyed reading this slam of yours Amy--it's actually pretty catchy too--slam bam thank you ma'am indeed for this enjoyable slam!! --nikko :)

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 6/18/2010 7:08:00 PM

Another Slam? well this one is pretty good A.A. and P.D. will like... your comment on my Wicca World.. true I tried to fit some headlines and bylines into the principles and worked for an hour on it and it would not incoporate it into the already written words ..I got nuts and just told Deb that was all I could do... but yes I know all the rites and read everything.. fascinating culture .. not harmful but oh what magic..my boyfriend is here .. maybe I'll try some..haha.. luv.. "Sweetheart"