Pardon Me

Forgive me as I excuse myself I didn’t mean to bump into your shelf It wasn’t really what I intended I am just bruised and the shelf can be mended I’m sorry I’ve knocked the table with my knee I didn’t mean to do that and spill all that tea I am not fit to be let out that is true I seem to have trouble with everything I do Please forgive me for all that I did Sorry I knocked off your dustbin lid I was just walking past and wham I am so clumsy I know I am Oops I’ve gone and done it again I’ve just bumped your car what a pain I didn’t mean to hit your car I didn’t think I’d reversed that far