Can a Cowboy Be Deranged

In a public washroom, can Kings ever be DEthroned? When a cowboy moves to the city, is he DEranged? Do photographers wishes sometimes DEvelop? Are former famous models ever DEposed? When a ship leave for the Caribbean, is it DEported? Do lawyers sometimes sit on Defence? When a man gets ready for bed, does he DEbrief? If they drain the waterway around a castle, is it DEmoted? When a male is castrated, is he DEmand? When a scholar is sent back, is he DEgraded? Can a lady of the streets ever be DElayed? Do certain shampoos help you DEflect? When a doctor withdraws a needle, is the patient DEjected? Can a person survive without DEliver? If you tear up an agreement, do you DEsign? Can baseball player ever DEposition? Ever seen a dog chasing DEtail? If you lose your extra tire, do you DEspair? Do manicurists sometimes DEfile When a downpour stops, does it DEluge? When a student leaves school, does he DEclassify? Can someone's old clothing DEfray? Does a coffin always contain a DElivered? Can a movie star ever be DEfamed? © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 4/8/2013 7:59:00 PM
You really know how to deliver these things... Love them... Love them... Love them... The dragon loves them, too... LOL
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/8/2013 8:41:00 PM
Pass my thanks along to ze old dragon! LOL Love ya! Big hugs, Jack xox
Date: 4/8/2013 5:15:00 PM
Loved the DEmand one....hahaha Donna....
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Date: 4/8/2013 8:40:00 PM
I like, "Can a cowboy be DEranged"! Kinda kookie stuff eh! Probably my last one of these... big hugs, Jack xox
Date: 4/8/2013 5:50:00 AM
Ha ha, another one of your clever verses! You have enlightened me with the splendor of this mighty poem here my friend! I am truly impressed with the work you put into the humor of this delightful piece! Such a fantastic write, Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/8/2013 6:23:00 AM
Methinks this will be my last using this theme. It's starting to be a stretch! LOL Thanks Russell!
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