The Forgetful Man

O, what a forgetful man!

He forgot the wallet
in the car.

He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.

He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.

He forgot the name
of the restaurant he went to.

He forgot where he parked
his car.

He forgot his driving license
at his house.

He forgot his cell phone
in the restaurant’s washroom.

He forgot that today is his third
marriage anniversary.

O, what a forgetful man he is!



Contest: Humor Contest

Date of Entry: 6/8/2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Dietrich Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 3:31 PM
Hmmm, get him to a doctor FAST. hahaha
Kimathi Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 7:07 PM
Hehehehehe......(no words).
Onclaud Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 5:24 PM
ohh, one can forget everything except the anniversary, teddy.. good job!..huggs
Kimathi Avatar
April 10, 2016 at 4:55 AM
Lolest. Thanks for enjoying my piece, Nette!!! *^_^*
Turner Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 9:43 AM
Sounds like he's been smoking too much pot! LOL Love the humor, Teddy. Peace my friend:)
Kimathi Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 11:22 AM
LOLEST!!!! He's one kind of a pot addict!!! Thanks for enjoying my verse, Daniel!!! Peace be with you too!!! ;-)
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