Best Wardrobe Poems

She had a bit of a problem
Of which she was reluctant to disclose
Her wardrobe was full to overflowing
With a wild array of clothes

She justified this behaviour
By insisting it was cheap stuff
Purchased from the op shops
She couldn't get enough

Because it was so cheap
She'd buy three things...

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Stereotyped, 
The lady-like wife
That unwritten law
Of domestic life . . . 

I want to dust in the nude
And cook wearing leather
I want to be very crude
With one pink feather

I want to pant down the ‘phone
As you smile at your boss
I want to scream loud and...

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What about animal dress code?
I do not believe that nowadays people should dress in a way 
that expose their bodies like animals__both young and old!
And I am so disturbed,after all these years of civilization.
When I walk down the streets,only to see my brothers and sisters
dressed...

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Like a bolt of lightning it did come
From the top of the hill near the Murray gum,
Wilbur's wheeled wardrobe built for speed,
Racing past where the dairy cattle feed.

There was Wilbur straining at the wheel
As he drove the clothes hanging cupboard with such zeal,
Modified by Wilbur...

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In winter my whole body a 
wardrobe.



Dated:
13.12.13...

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There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a 'ho',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!...

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The Empty Wardrobe

I look in the empty wardrobe
And it looks so bare
I remember all of the clothes
That used to hang in there

The coat you wore to walk the dog
And the one you wore for best
The hat you always loved to wear
I said it looked like...

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When did red stop being my favorite color?

When did I fall into the trap of middle age?

Black is slimming
More appropriate

Hiding from the light
Blending in
Falling into the shadows
Safe from judging eyes

Dark closets full of dark fabrics
Sensible shoes, professional suits and matching bags

Following the rules

When did I...

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Blest with garments of varied hues and shades’ assortment
I practice an organized monthly color-scheme adornment…

January is greeted with vibrant green’s life-oozing zest
along moss, emerald and mint scarfs’ accenting best.

With blue motif of azure or cerulean in February
cyan-printed dresses match aquamarine-look accessory.

Pink for March as well...

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There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a who',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!...

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There was an old tranny named Joe

who dressed as a nun and a ho',

both sides of the Bible,

both sacred and tribal,

he didn't know which way to go!...

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in god's dark wardrobe 
like a ghost of a nightgown 
a see-through soul glows...

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Clothes in a wardrobe still so neat
Your favourite fragrance makes it so complete
A task set without choice for me
To sort your things not so easily 

The jacket you wore for colder times
And the hat for your head for sunnier climes
Are all hanging in their place
Ready...

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What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid....

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WARDROBE ON THE ROADS


How nice it would be,
To have wardrobe on the roads!
No one would have to carry,
Their luggage or their loads!

It would be so nice!
To just simply pick up a dress,
Either it may be cheap,
Or it may be priceless!

You would have picked up a...

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