Best Waitress Poems

“All men are pricks” she says
“Are you sure about that?” I say
I look deep into her eyes 
and she half smiles.
She holds the stare and so do I.
“Whatever a woman says, she means 
the opposite” she says with a giggle 
and stubs her cigarette.
She leaves...

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Ah~ a pleasurable job I thought!
Loved serving people and making them happy.
For I knew as a customer, what it was like to have service that was
truly crappy.

I relished customers smiles when their water glasses, I filled!
And their satisfied grins, when coffee cups were kept refreshed.
Don't...

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Well you're saying your steak isn't rare
And there's food stains on your silverware
You say I exude
A bad attitude
Well just ask me if I really care!

You've been nothing but trouble for me
Now you're trying to get your meal free
I've seen your type before
Let me show you...

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WAITRESS OF MY ORDER

God since rules and joules
Protects and provides
Thou shall order a Christmas mistress
A true teacher gloved with grace and care. 

Who squarely wears healthy communications, 
In competitive advertisers of sun and moon supervisions.
Danishly blessed with wealthier tolerance,
To pass life’s unpredictable weather turbulence.	

Should……..would be...

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the noose around my neck only a little colorful scarf on my last day as a slave

to the chefs always screaming their short comings as it's never the fault of the pressure cooker of the kitchen

to managers revolving the doors and telling you are call...

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Slimy dishes and vigorous appetites
This is the life
Of a Waitress

Excuse me, miss
My potatoes are cold and 
I can’t seem to function without
Your absolute attention from those
Bright Brown Eyes 

Oily skin from daylight sneers
Dirty and Discreet desire from clients
Dark rimmed eyes fill the face
Silent
Pauper-like stealth clicking...

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waitress serves chicken 
a diner jokes this tastes fowl~
she is not amused...

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Served us,
with a plate of nonsense.
we ate it and fell asleep...

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Waitress can I have a cup of coffee?
Maybe, one day, you will join me
For you never stop, you never stop

You serve, always with a smile
Taking orders all the day long
For you never stop, you never stop

Seeing you always brightens the day
Cleaning the tables for the...

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Working like a dog for no wage at all,
She said I’m going to make it, I ain’t going to fall.
She said it’s not easy being cheerful but she needs those tips,
Lot of people just enjoy giving waitress’s a hard time and a lot of lip.

She...

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Just swiped my card
I can hear footsteps all around
Plates and cups banging 
A tray falls on the ground

In, 
out, 
corner, 
behind you
Meals over,
Bring ice cream
You just have to

No ice to scoop
Appetizers are cold
Kitchen is backed up
Sometimes it gets so old

Your new so they'll test you
Try...

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I want to drink you naked
the same way I would a complex 
whisky.
seduce your Wheat
out of a glencairn glass/
nose your acrobatic aroma/
leave my base/
thrill your grains.
you are a 
provocative contradiction.
I want to drink you naked
you are my measured 
recipe....

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without a menu

leggy waitress spinning round


silken table cloth....

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We came walking blind bends at dusk, 
An overhanging fig picked fresh.
No pavements, just a nervous trust 
that drivers would skirt our single line.

Hugging the roadside with torches lit, 
Phones swung glowing to the ground 
At each arm's stride, hunger growing. 
Alkina's Taverna above the...

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at way-stressed words that echoed...
"my (main-you!) plea-is tea...tasting...
'of-odd-cause' heavy flavoring...cofcof..."

stan sand...

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