Best Vinny Poems

Lavinnia Lewellyn Canasta…my great, great grandpa’s sister…
and only childless woman on my mother’s family’s side…
Moved to town to live with us when she was eighty-five...

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Vino
Vinny
Vino
Vinny
There was no doubt I was seeing double
Vinny poured another glass
I actually think it was whiskey
There we sat, at the back of the Angelos Steak...

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Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows.
Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours.
Now Bernie was adventurous;...

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Trying to remember my family on a three hour ride
'cause I'm going once again to see a new bride.
This makes number three for poor cousin...

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Been writing these rhymes for a while, 
imagination like quail man, keepin that Doug Funnie style

I keep my world in my mind it can't be...

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Is there a life after death? I'm about to see
I'm ready to find out, got no one looking out for me
Been betrayed by everyone I...

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I always felt I knew what sort o’ thing on which to earn our fam’ly’s, and our friends’, respect depends…
But when I made comparisons between...

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Cavewoman, sitting in her cave
Angry as hell: her best spear did stave
Vinny the Caveman is at fault
Eagerly chasing deer, he failed to halt
Witness what happened...

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Polly want a cracker?
No, Polly wants her crack.
Smokey the Bear telling us, Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires?
I think he set the forest ablaze when...

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What would you do,
If I snored out of tune,
Would you dump a pail of water on me?

Lend me your pillow
And I'll snore you out a...

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a blast of whiskey the summon of the king to appear
a real encounter with Elvis & Zepplin,
from the early 70's sparks a calm to remedy
three...

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Scariest:1) The Woman In Black 2) The Uninvited  3)The Exorcist  Don't see 
these alone, esp. 1 & 2..

The Funniest: 1)Monty Python & the...

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Life these days is hard for any man
But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang,
He’s living a real good life
Got more money than...

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Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned
-- again, I have sinned again :(

I'm uncomfortable in my own skin
disgraced, defiled, by my own sin

Do you know...

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