Cavewoman's Rage

Cavewoman, sitting in her cave
Angry as hell: her best spear did stave
Vinny the Caveman is at fault
Eagerly chasing deer, he failed to halt
Witness what happened next
Oh, his mighty muscles did flex
Mangling the staff
And breaking that gaff
Never thinking of Rita's best spear!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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Emu Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 5:22 PM
Poor Rita! No wonder she was angry. Regards, Craig
Babb Avatar
April 27, 2017 at 5:33 PM
Yeah.....I can see her point, too. Every pun intended there. ha ha
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