Polly Want a Cracker?

Polly want a cracker? No, Polly wants her crack. Smokey the Bear telling us, Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires? I think he set the forest ablaze when he got stoned and dropped his joint. Atomic bomb goin' off on your block? Duck and cover? How stupid do you think we are?? Uncle Sam Wants YOU??? For tax evasion? The Mind Is a Terrible Thing To Waste? Hannibal Lector could use them with Fava Beans?? Why is Bob Smiling so stupidly?? Botox reaction?? This is what our children see on T.V.?? Why??? Beats Me!!! Vinny....what'cha think? Pray for whirled peas??