Vinny Poems - Poems about Vinny

...Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned -- again, I have sinned again :( I'm uncomfortable in my own skin disgraced, defiled, by my own sin Do you know everywhere I've been? Did I hurt You, seein......Read the rest...

...I always felt I knew what sort o’ thing on which to earn our fam’ly’s, and our friends’, respect depends… But when I made comparisons between the things my parents said about their vast array of fri......Read the rest...

...Life these days is hard for any man But not uncle Vinny, you see he’s in this gang, He’s living a real good life Got more money than the President and his wife, With his fancy suits and his flash......Read the rest...

...Vinny Rogers was a dairy man who milked three hundred cows. Share farming with his son Bernie who put in the milking hours. Now Bernie was adventurous; he liked his teenage fun. He owned a car; pa......Read the rest...

...a blast of whiskey the summon of the king to appear a real encounter with Elvis & Zepplin, from the early 70's sparks a calm to remedy three at the bar forced to civality.., under thick chains re......Read the rest...

...Is there a life after death? I'm about to see I'm ready to find out, got no one looking out for me Been betrayed by everyone I gave my all too They dug the hole, they made me fall through Why can......Read the rest...

...Lavinnia Lewellyn Canasta…my great, great grandpa’s sister… and only childless woman on my mother’s family’s side… Moved to town to live with us when she was eighty-five to help her great, great......Read the rest...

...Vino Vinny Vino Vinny There was no doubt I was seeing double Vinny poured another glass I actually think it was whiskey There we sat, at the back of the Angelos Steak and Kill The joke wasn’t......Read the rest...

...Been writing these rhymes for a while, imagination like quail man, keepin that Doug Funnie style I keep my world in my mind it can't be contained in a file, like My Cousin Vinny I blow you awa......Read the rest...

...Trying to remember my family on a three hour ride 'cause I'm going once again to see a new bride. This makes number three for poor cousin Vinny, the last two was crazy but at least they were skinny. ......Read the rest...

...Polly want a cracker? No, Polly wants her crack. Smokey the Bear telling us, Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires? I think he set the forest ablaze when he got stoned and dropped his joint. Atomic ......Read the rest...

...Scariest:1) The Woman In Black 2) The Uninvited 3)The Exorcist Don't see these alone, esp. 1 & 2.. The Funniest: 1)Monty Python & the Holy Grail 2)My Cousin Vinny 3)The Acid Eaters (Someth......Read the rest...

...What would you do, If I snored out of tune, Would you dump a pail of water on me? Lend me your pillow And I'll snore you out a croon, I will try to keep my snoring to me.... Ruby; I don't h......Read the rest...

...Cavewoman, sitting in her cave Angry as hell: her best spear did stave Vinny the Caveman is at fault Eagerly chasing deer, he failed to halt Witness what happened next Oh, his mighty muscles did......Read the rest...