Best Veal Poems

she's utterly
ridiculous
hovering
above

me but where
gravity takes
control yet
she's more

than
a mouthful
so i try bleating
and starvingly start

mooing 
trying to move
the swinging pendula
to stop dancing that by some

chance
i might be
able to taste
her milkshake...

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I like oatmeal and he eats veal.
Neither of us consume seal or eel.
We both like to keep things real.
Laughter from us is a hearty peel.
His ideas are hard as steel.
Mine are more imaginary and surreal.
I sometimes pray after a hearty kneel.
Thanks that God sent me...

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Hey diddle diddle, dee
Mother Goose is cool
She's a kid's teaching tool.
Nursery rhymes, you rock.

I've read you all my life,
and as adult full-grown
made up some of my own.
Here 's one you've never heard: 

Hey diddle diddle, dee,
Cat’s fiddle is too loud.
The cow seeds a cloud
and drops...

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One whose lips seals:
Do so at meals.
Don't out things reel;
Try to face feel.
It looks not ideal,
 either you real...

Is that O Neal,
Who can't lips seal?
Watch it at meals;
With pepper deals.

Who can't lips seal:
Please, let wounds heal,
Big laughter peal;
Peace Mankind feel;
Strike The Christ's Deal...

Glance I steal
At...

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