A Recipe For Humour

These humorous lines were inspired by Viv Wigley's "Food Fight" contest. Could not resist the temptation:) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lettuce pray before eating. He likes rabbit, but can’t stand hair in stew. A carrot is worth its weight in gold. To lam a lamb? Terrible!! Is it wise to pare a pear before eating? Chopin onions – not musical but certainly tearful! The bull’s life is at steak. Cross my heart said the honest brussel sprout. The pig was too thin...that saved his bacon. Wearing a bird costume sent me raven mad. Buy caviar from stir gin’s row. The servant was maid to eat umble pie. She could hardly talk after eating hoarse meat. He’s wrapped up in his food. Humbug! This is apple sauce! Excitement in the kitchen – fat in the fire. A flounder struggles to walk. It’s flat footed. I enjoyed my drink – pleased as Punch. One look at the dessert...I scream! Take the guilt off the gingerbread. I invited the golfer to high tee. Take your plaice at the table; we’re eating fish today. Open the lid and reveal some of the meat. What a pity! The gobbling turkey had a lump in its throat. The peacemeal destroyed our friendship. Make no bones about filleted fish. Next time just ask for dessert; don’t mince words. Keep your eye on the roast, or else it will go to pot. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Placed 3rd © 28th December 2017