Best Tums Poems

My wife and I went for a cruise in the Caribbean Sea,
I decided that I would talk like a pirate ‘till she got sick of me.

I told her that I was going to steal a look at her treasured chest,
Or get my hands on her...

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Some stomachs are sensitive
They grumble and complain
It's fortunate that all of them
Don't re-act the same
Some are very selective
And careful about what they eat
Others devour everything
As if it were a treat
Apple Pie, Jelly, Nuts, Ice Cream
Chocolate, Meat, No Veg
This would tip a sensitive tum
Completely over the...

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chicken and waffles
mixed meal-so full of wonder
time to reach for tums....

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