Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Cleaner Demeanor - Collaboration

A chambermaid whose name is Marlia
Had the most terrible diarrhoea
Whilst scrubbing a loo
She needed to pooh
Poop flowed freely from her posterior


It splattered on the newly scrubbed door
Gloopy poop was all over the floor
There was a huge mess
It covered her dress
Her poor tummy was ever so sore

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON


Marlia was filled with sorrow
A clean dress she had to borrow
flies were attracted
The mess compacted
clean up required a harrow!

WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS

If only she'd have taken a Tums 
No mess would be left on her bums
she's still in despair
a stench in the air
To the scent of poop she succumbs

WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH

Marlia was dumb, thinking it was just gas
But it was much more that she had to pass
The day was torrid
Her stench was horrid
Now everyone knows Marlia has no class

WRITTEN BY LIN LANE

Marlia tried hard to sneak out
the trail of her poop left no doubt
Lysol was sprayed,
Her funk still stayed
cause her poop kept running out

WRITTEN BY DANIEL TURNER

Poor, poor Marlia stunk up the room
Her hubby left and she has no groom
He ran for the hills
No more night thrills,
Now she's alone and her life is doom

WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y


21-07-17

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Charlie Smith July 23, 2017 at 9:54 AM I always know where to come when I have to have my potty humor fix. Poop on Dear Jan, poop on... Jan Allison July 23, 2017 at 3:57 PM LOL Thanks Charlie - potty humour is so apt for me -) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 22, 2017 at 11:52 AM oh my gosh, WHAT a poopy series of poetry this is. Everyone did REALLY great adding to it, Jan. Keep pooping these out. I love it!! Jan Allison July 22, 2017 at 12:07 PM ha ha ha it just flows so naturally lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. July 21, 2017 at 5:26 PM Poor, poor Marlia stunk up the room, He hubby left and she has no groom, He ran for the hills, No more night thrills, Now she's alone and her life is doom. Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 6:12 PM I will add the poems now Alexis:-) hugs jan xx Alexis Y. July 21, 2017 at 6:03 PM I'm glad you saw it as witty. If you make a collab please do add it:-) Alexis Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 5:37 PM lol Alexis that's very witty:-) hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser July 21, 2017 at 1:34 PM Ohhhhh, you know, in a bizarre way; that was good! Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 1:55 PM ha ha ha ML:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Hughes July 21, 2017 at 11:19 AM Yucky fun Jan! Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 1:56 PM Cheers Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey July 21, 2017 at 11:17 AM Oh this is just hilarious my friend! You have certainly written a masterful poo poem! So have you been doing this a long time, writing poo poems Jan? You have definitely gotten really spectacular at it! I am impressed with the staunch and the stink! Great Work!! Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 1:57 PM LOl Russell I am not only Queen of soup but recently named Grand dame or Duchess DooDoo:-)I just find writing about poop and farting can make people laugh:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper July 21, 2017 at 10:33 AM hahaha... you just brought back memories with my poor husband and his cancer.. loved the poem you can make anything fun... that is which you enchant me to read your work. Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 1:58 PM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux July 21, 2017 at 9:59 AM Oh my, I hope her panties dry and the stench in the room won't be quite so high. Very funny Jan! Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 1:59 PM I pictured her as a chambermaid in a posh hotel so i gave her an upmarket name:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner July 21, 2017 at 9:32 AM Marlia tried hard to sneak out, the trail of her poop left no doubt, Lysol was sprayed, Her funk still stayed, cause her poop kept running out Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 9:34 AM ha ha ha and Yeuk:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane July 21, 2017 at 9:23 AM Here's one for ya....Marlia was dumb, thinking it was just gas/ But it was much more that she had to pass/ The day was torrid/ Her stench was horrid/ Now everyone knows Marlia has no class Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 1:55 PM They'd need more than a fan with this one Lin:-) hugs jan xx Lin Lane July 21, 2017 at 10:23 AM I think it's expected of you now, so don't let down your fans. Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 9:34 AM lol I am wondering with all these poop poems flowing into my in box should I make it a collab lol:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart July 21, 2017 at 9:12 AM Poor Marlia. Take a shower! But it is hilarious. Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 9:19 AM LOL Dale - now the sadness of the funerals is over I need to work on our poem I could do with a giggle :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith July 21, 2017 at 9:01 AM If she only have taken a Tums ... No mess would be left on her bums.... she's still in despair...a stench in the air...worse than a meeting of bums Tim Smith July 21, 2017 at 11:17 AM Dang treadmill...that's what I get for trying to comment whilst exercising...used the same word twice...lol Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 9:06 AM ha ha great one Tim:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane July 21, 2017 at 8:58 AM Yuck, Jan. That's one of the grossest AND funniest poop limmies you've ever written! Now she has to clean up her own mess...lol Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 8:59 AM Cheers Lin that's why I put irony in the category so I'm very glad you saw the humour lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats July 21, 2017 at 8:55 AM Marlia was filled with sorrow//A clean dress she had to borrow//flies were attracted/The mess compacted//clean up required a harrow! Yay!!! A PooPO from the duchess of DooDoo;-) Thanks for the giggles ~ j Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 9:05 AM I willingly accepted the title of Duchess of DooDoo along with my Queen of poop title lol. I had a crown and a tiara from Flo so I will wear them with pride :-) :-) hugs jan xx Tim Smith July 21, 2017 at 9:02 AM Giggle Lin Lane July 21, 2017 at 9:00 AM grossest of the day, Tim? LOL Tim Smith July 21, 2017 at 8:59 AM Gotd Lin Lane July 21, 2017 at 8:59 AM John, your words fit in so very appropriately. You two make a wonderful pair...Limerick queen and king. Jan Allison July 21, 2017 at 8:57 AM Lol Thanks John I have been somewhat poetically constipated lately - 2 funerals in 2 days is not easy to deal with:-( hugs jan xx