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Do You Want To Eat a Peanut

You'll never know how much I gag on peanuts
You'll never know how rotten peanuts are.

Listen. 
Do you want to eat a peanut
Do you promise not to heave. 
Woh oo Woo oh 
Closer. 
Let me stuff one in your ear
So that you can hardly hear
I'm in love with Tums oo oo oo oo.

I've eaten peanuts for a week or two
Don't chew them up they come out in your poo

Listen.
Doo Wah Doo. Do you want to eat a peanut
Doo Wah Doo. Do you promise not to heave. 
Woh oo Woo oh 
Closer. 
Doo Wah Doo. Let me stuff one in your ear
Do Wah Doo. So that you can hardly hear
I'm in love with Tums oo oo oo oo
Oo oo oo oo oo.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 10/23/2018 3:13:00 PM
I am guessing that peanuts are not your favorite things. Funny that I was thinking of the term "hinky dinky parly voo" this morning, trying to figure out how to get it into a rhyme! You are pretty much reading my mind Jessica.
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